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Landshark worst mascot in SEC history.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:38 pm
Why not call themselves the colonels and keep the old rebel mascot .
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:40 pm to BamaNatureBoy
Does land shark not imply really nasty and physical defense?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:40 pm to BamaNatureBoy
It's a two-bit gimmick.
I'd be disappointed in my university.
To each his own I guess.
I'd be disappointed in my university.
To each his own I guess.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:41 pm to BamaNatureBoy
bulldogs is kinda sucky to be fair
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:43 pm to BamaNatureBoy
Dumbest mascot ever. They will change it again in a few years.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:45 pm to BamaNatureBoy
At least it's not trite like Bulldogs.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:54 pm to FourThreeForty
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Does land shark not imply really nasty and physical defense?
Yes. Yes it does. Which was on full display this past Saturday in Tuscaloosa.
The Alabama Crimson Tide Red Elephant Landsharks.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:55 pm to East Coast Band
Water Mocassin's would be cool....but then again some people call them cotton mouths... 
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:55 pm to East Coast Band
Landshark makes about as much sense as a land locked school naming themselves the Commodores
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:56 pm to BamaNatureBoy
Just off the top of my head, mascots clearly worse than Land Sharks:
1. Ducks. (seriously, what the frick?)
2. Horned Frogs (viscous little creatures, the frog.)
3. Tree. (most people let Stanford off for this one because they mistakenly believe the Cardinal is supposed to be a bird. It's a fricking TREE.)
4. Buckeyes. (We've gotten used to it because we've heard it so often now. But really - your mascot is a NUT? Can you imagine the Notre Dame Cashews? Or the Tennessee Pecans?)
Honorable mention: Trojans. Actually, the USC Trojan outfit is pretty cool...but any mascot that is such an automatic association with a condom has to make the list. We're talking a condom - not a sex organ, not a sex act, but a piece of rubber used as a jizz container (calm down, Aggies, don't get aroused). Nope, no thanks.
So "Land Sharks" is pretty weak, as SEC mascots go, but when you go outside the conference it's a LONG way from the bottom.
1. Ducks. (seriously, what the frick?)
2. Horned Frogs (viscous little creatures, the frog.)
3. Tree. (most people let Stanford off for this one because they mistakenly believe the Cardinal is supposed to be a bird. It's a fricking TREE.)
4. Buckeyes. (We've gotten used to it because we've heard it so often now. But really - your mascot is a NUT? Can you imagine the Notre Dame Cashews? Or the Tennessee Pecans?)
Honorable mention: Trojans. Actually, the USC Trojan outfit is pretty cool...but any mascot that is such an automatic association with a condom has to make the list. We're talking a condom - not a sex organ, not a sex act, but a piece of rubber used as a jizz container (calm down, Aggies, don't get aroused). Nope, no thanks.
So "Land Sharks" is pretty weak, as SEC mascots go, but when you go outside the conference it's a LONG way from the bottom.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:57 pm to BamaNatureBoy
Posted on 10/6/17 at 12:59 pm to Crimson Legend
quote:Don't forget the Santa Cruz Banana Slugs! Theres also the Akron Zipps.. they use a Kangaroo for their mascot which is actually kinda awesome.
1. Ducks. (seriously, what the frick?)
2. Horned Frogs (viscous little creatures, the frog.)
3. Tree. (most people let Stanford off for this one because they mistakenly believe the Cardinal is supposed to be a bird. It's a fricking TREE.)
4. Buckeyes. (We've gotten used to it because we've heard it so often now. But really - your mascot is a NUT? Can you imagine the Notre Dame Cashews? Or the Tennessee Pecans?)
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:00 pm to BamaNatureBoy
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:02 pm to BamaNatureBoy
Florida Ole Miss games will be epic. Can mascots be raped?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:02 pm to Crimson Legend
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Horned Frogs
One of the greatest university mascots.
Horny toads squirt blood from their eyes.
Beastly.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:04 pm to wareaglepete
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Florida Ole Miss games will be epic. Can mascots be raped?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:11 pm to Crimson Legend
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1. Ducks. (seriously, what the frick?)
2. Horned Frogs (viscous little creatures, the frog.)
3. Tree. (most people let Stanford off for this one because they mistakenly believe the Cardinal is supposed to be a bird. It's a fricking TREE.)
4. Buckeyes. (We've gotten used to it because we've heard it so often now. But really - your mascot is a NUT? Can you imagine the Notre Dame Cashews? Or the Tennessee Pecans?)
Duck is a funny mascot, denotes a sense of humor
Horned Frogs are just cool animals, great mascot
Tree is kind of dumb, but San Fran is famous for her tree hugging hippies, so it kind of works
Buckeyes is way dumb I have to agree
Trojans is ok especially when they play the Beavers, "The Beavers ripped holes in that Trojan defense"
Land Shark is neither funny or real, just dumb.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:14 pm to BamaNatureBoy
66 - 3 screams land shark defense.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:15 pm to BamaNatureBoy
i don't know, the 'fightin' okra' of delta state is pretty corny too. but hey, they're the only ranked team from Mississippi in football right now.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:15 pm to IAmReality
We got the University of Arkansas Monticello boll weevils
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