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In-season Official 2023 SECRANT Southern Architecture Thread / Pre-Iron Bowl trash talk

Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:10 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:10 am
I'm so proud of Auburn for its architecture school.


Auburn, is that Main Street stretch of beautiful old housing in Eufaula a product of you, or some anomaly from Tuscaloosa who got lucky and did something right for a change (Herman is to be protected)?

I just imagine that any new God-awful "types of architecture" that we might see down there would be from some loser who graduated from the University of Alabama instead of Auburn.



Some new builders should be taken out and shot.


I will always be a lover of Greek Revival and Southern Victorian, even if I'm too damn poor to own one. Us poors are still able to feast our eyes on the good and, unfortunately, the terrible.


I can't stand this shite right here for instance

This post was edited on 10/31/23 at 7:35 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:23 am to
So lets evolve this:

What are the Top 25 most beautiful southern architecture neighborhoods in the southern United States?


For instance, Archie's neighborhood in New Orleans, Garden District it's called? and the main stretch of Eufaula Alabama, whatever that neighborhood is called, etc...


Arkansas folks might try to include the Heights in Little Rock, and downtown Bentonville, for example...


St Augustine in Florida for sure - wow, so beautiful

I love Kirby's house in Athens. Anything with tons of rock defy the rule of "having to be" the beautiful Greek Revival and Southern Victorian, per se.


So direct from Spain (St Aug I guess) or direct from Scotland, to me that qualifies as being the best of the best




Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:25 am to
This thread can also serve as a pre-Iron Bowl trash talk thread, since Auburn is a great architecture school and I don't think I've ever heard of anyone from Tuscaloosa doing anything but majoring in finance

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 5:45 am to
brainstorm of beautiful southern neighborhoods ole Harry Rex has witnessed, in no particular order of rank:

- neighborhood west of downtown Houston, Westheimer Road vicinity

- neighborhood west of OU campus in Norman, basically because they at least kept their old trees intact. So there, OU finally does something southern kidding, I like that neighborhood except for the F-word Biden signs in the yards I saw, or maybe it was Hillary or dipshit Bernie

- St Aug FL

- Garden District LA

- nothing in Missouri

- gorgeous neighborhood SW of the UK campus in Lexington, wow! So beautiful, no idea what the neighborhood is called

- same with the area SW of Vanderbilt in Nashville heading to Belmont and Lipscomb - also love that downtown Murfreesboro housing on the southern border of the Middle Tennessee State campus, near the downtown area of Murfreesboro where Martina McBride did her Independence Day song video

- Eufaula Fricking Alabama - gorgeous

- around the governor's mansion in north Atlanta

- I've never been to Savannah

- great southern architecture all over Mississippi and Alabama and Georgia and Louisiana - they're a blur

- Charleston, SC caught my eye as an 8 year old I guess, and later on a visit at age 22 or so, very beautiful, just can't pinpoint exactly where

- saw very beautiful neighborhoods in Charlottesville and Blacksburg and Chapel Hill, can't pinpoint where - way out of my element here just naming towns

- the Heights in Little Rock and downtown Bentonville, and plenty in downtown Fayetteville - we are very proud of those here in Arkansas




here is Greek Revival:






here is southern Victorian:







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This post was edited on 10/31/23 at 7:08 am
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:15 am to
Architects are engineers who struggled with math but took an art class and did well enough to not flunk out.

How architects ever became exalted as "artists" is beyond the imagination. Engineers with not costs concerns does not an artist make.


Howard Roark was a terrorist.

Architects are the kind of people who will have 6 kids sharing 2 bedrooms and one bathroom in a house that has a two-story open floor plan with servants quarters.


Posted by koreandawg
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:18 am to
Something tells me this is the kid who sat at the table by himself in the lunchroom.

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:19 am to
you're an idiot
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:30 am to
my aunt was Korean






ETA: great aunt

This post was edited on 10/31/23 at 6:31 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:42 am to
Here's a fairly new build who tried and did a pretty good job

they kept one old tree at least

no idea where this house is located

Posted by AUTiger789
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:46 am to
quote:

nothing in Missouri


St Louis is absolutely loaded with beautiful old mansions from the early 1900s.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 6:57 am to
quote:

you're an idiot


3 of my 4 points are verifiable facts and the lone outlier is a solid take.....sorry but Architects are engineers who took an art class and have even less ability to manage costs than an engineer does...thems just facts.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:00 am to
quote:

St Louis is absolutely loaded with beautiful old mansions from the early 1900s.



I believe it - I was just jacking with Mizzous - I love them more than they'll ever know





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It should be a crime to chop down old walnut groves, and willow groves



look at this beauty


Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:05 am to
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
9746 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:06 am to
quote:

Here's a fairly new build who tried and did a pretty good job

they kept one old tree at least

no idea where this house is located



Nice house, completely impractical and exactly why housing costs are ridiculously high. I will guarantee anyone interested that all of that porch area will be used about 3 times in the first 3 years of its existence and then it will be nothing more than a maintenance issue and expense. There are enough windows in the front of the house to build a nice quadplex. The only sensible elements is the paint (same color for trim and body) and it may be a story and a half, very cost effective way to expand space under the roof. I would bet that, like most architects, if it is a custom home and not a spec house part of the design fee is based on construction costs so why would they care what that many windows cost???


Very nice home. Thousands of duplicates have been built across the south by cotton farmers and the like who weren't arcchitects but knew what they wanted and what was practical. That house was very practical in the days before AC....
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
40010 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:13 am to
quote:

3 of my 4 points are verifiable facts and the lone outlier is a solid take.....sorry but Architects are engineers who took an art class and have even less ability to manage costs than an engineer does...thems just facts.




translation: you're a builder of shitty looking houses, and you build future ghettos called "housing developments with HOA's"
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
40010 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:15 am to
quote:

WilliamTaylor21






you idiot
Posted by Hback
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10541 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:16 am to

Prairieville, originally a Southern Dogtrot, now pure Southern Gothic

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
40010 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:20 am to
translation: you build future ghetto HOA neighborhood spec homes that suck arse and make you quick money - and you don't live in those same neighborhoods
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
40010 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:27 am to
Archie's house in the garden with the Munsters/Adams Family fence


Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
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7282 posts
Posted on 10/31/23 at 7:49 am to
HRV is the only poster who can make me consistently upvote Wild Bill Taylor posts.

Congrats HRV…… I guess.
This post was edited on 10/31/23 at 7:51 am
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