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Carson Beck's Mystery Snapchat Woman Revealed

Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:59 am
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 12:59 am
Carson Beck, the smooth operator on Snapchat with lines like:

1. You can lick my huge gums if you like.

2. My eyelids aren't droopy, I'm just sleepy a lot.

3. These big lips are made for sticking to your face.

4. The enormous, huge, long head on my shoulders ain't the only big head I got.

5. I'm going bald because of your heat.

has many suave ways to entice women. This was the lady he was working on in the Snapchat convo:


This post was edited on 12/5/24 at 2:06 am
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
60931 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:08 am to
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:11 am to
I don't think thats real
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 1:50 am to
quote:


I don't think thats real


Which part?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:15 am to
all
Posted by PistoleroPerro
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2024
414 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:17 am to
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:24 am to
quote:




Don't hate me, Sidewalk.

Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:26 am to
quote:


all


Are you actually claiming nothing in my OP was true? What about Carson Beck's huge lips, massive cranium, double set of gums, and balding head?

None of that is real?
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:28 am to
quote:


LINK


If would have been nice if you had put a warning on that link.
Posted by PistoleroPerro
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2024
414 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:34 am to
A true and profound statement. On The Rant???
Posted by PistoleroPerro
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2024
414 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:34 am to
Posted by Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Birmingham
Member since Oct 2024
413 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:38 am to
quote:





A lot of ugly people can make up for their looks by being above average conversationalists, knowing how to talk to women.

Carson Beck isn't one of those ugly people. Money is his salvation.
Posted by PistoleroPerro
Atlanta
Member since Aug 2024
414 posts
Posted on 12/5/24 at 2:55 am to
Don't care about his looks, we just want him out of Athens as quickly as possible after beating Texas in the SECCG and we'll see what happens in CFP. He also has a girlfriend who is a major distraction...
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