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re: Brian Kelly now claiming he never said "we're going to beat the heck out of Florida State"

Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:03 am to
Posted by Streetcleaner
gas huffer, TX
Member since May 2023
521 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:03 am to
quote:

must have read the inaccurate report then. I read he pushed over a tower with a kid in it then body slammed the kid like WWE style shite


There was never a tower involved, that was a hoax. Here’s the real footage that got suppressed:



RIP that kid
This post was edited on 9/6/23 at 11:05 am
Posted by BuzzSaw 12
The Dark Side Of The Moon
Member since Dec 2010
6118 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:05 am to
Kelly is a flaming liberal. Lying comes second nature to him.
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
10234 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:20 am to
Kelly's got the Ed O disease. Loves pandering to the fans and having them like him.

Win games and the fans will like the shite out of you regardless of your personality. See Saban, Spurrier, Urban, Bob Knight, John Thompson, Mike Ditka, Jimmy johnson, etc, etc, etc
Posted by CapstoneGrad06
Little Rock
Member since Nov 2008
72746 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:23 am to
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Is this on the same level as "I will not be the coach at the University of Alabama"?


That was nearly 17 years ago. And I don’t recall Saban trying to suggest he never said it.
Posted by Corriente Kid
Central Texas
Member since Aug 2021
520 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:38 am to
Pretty sure they were back at least in 2005
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
48550 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:51 am to
Bama's hoops players are murderers
UGA players drag race and kill teammates

LSU 31- Bama 30
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11709 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:51 am to
Tech hired Collins and ate up his lies until he couldn’t win more than 3 games a year. Then it was off with his gimmick filled head.
It was a fun time for UGA fans though. Never knew what ridiculous
gimmick he was gonna pull out next. Weights on the sideline, Waffle House Wednesdays, tossing money down money with his fat face on it, coaches flashing gang signs, the dancing go go juice squad, ATL, 404, spring games that feature fans sitting at high tables on half the playing field as his daughters elementary dance squad provides the entertainment, water slides and snack nights, NO red - NONE - NADA, NO wearing red and NO catsup, it’s RED and you know who wears RED, Collins cute little outfit - Hoodie man vest, skinny jeans and no socks, the Waffle House cup that was apparently glued to his hard, his ChapStick, and his hilarious press conferences when he tried to explain how an “elite” team like GT could have possibly lost to the Citadel. After all there is really no difference between GT and Bama. They are both “elite” - in his mind. Etc. etc. I could go on and on but my fingers are getting tired.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11709 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:53 am to
LSU steals from childrens hospitals and covers up rapes. They are also fine with one of their players sexually harrassing an elderly woman who was only trying to earn a living by working in a stadium.
Didn’t the NCAA just slap y’all hard too?
This post was edited on 9/6/23 at 12:20 pm
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16996 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 11:54 am to
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Today is Wednesday? I thought I heard about this on Monday and also Tuesday but since it is Wednesday it is now breaking news?

Is this on the same level as "I will not be the coach at the University of Alabama"?



I imagine it stings a bit that your coach speaks with a fake southern accent, grinds on recruits, makes bold statements, lies about those statements, and gets blown out on a regular basis.
Posted by bamabaum
Montgomery, AL
Member since Jul 2014
1293 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11709 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 12:21 pm to
Gotta hurt
Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 12:34 pm to
I never think about it but you script A’s and the queer A&M fans keep jerking off all over the sec rant about it so kind of hard to miss it
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16996 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 12:58 pm to
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I never think about it but you script A’s and the queer A&M fans keep jerking off all over the sec rant about it so kind of hard to miss it


You just described many LSU fans regarding the slightest issue for both A&M or BAMA. Hypocrisy is fun, ain't it?
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
24178 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 1:00 pm to
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Is this on the same level as "I will not be the coach at the University of Alabama"?

How is that quote being disrespectful to Florida State?
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
27415 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Tech hired Collins and ate up his lies until he couldn’t win more than 3 games a year. Then it was off with his gimmick filled head.
It was a fun time for UGA fans though. Never knew what ridiculous
gimmick he was gonna pull out next. Weights on the sideline, Waffle House Wednesdays, tossing money down money with his fat face on it, coaches flashing gang signs, the dancing go go juice squad, ATL, 404, spring games that feature fans sitting at high tables on half the playing field as his daughters elementary dance squad provides the entertainment, water slides and snack nights, NO red - NONE - NADA, NO wearing red and NO catsup, it’s RED and you know who wears RED, Collins cute little outfit - Hoodie man vest, skinny jeans and no socks, the Waffle House cup that was apparently glued to his hard, his ChapStick, and his hilarious press conferences when he tried to explain how an “elite” team like GT could have possibly lost to the Citadel. After all there is really no difference between GT and Bama. They are both “elite” - in his mind. Etc. etc. I could go on and on but my fingers are getting tired.


I forgot just how cringe Juicy Geoff was. We get it, Geoff, Georgia Tech is in Atlanta, the home of Waffle House. Do you think y'all could win a game or two now?

Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
39142 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 1:03 pm to
BK is a dumbass
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
22725 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 1:49 pm to


It might be cautious optimism, but I still see 10 wins this year. If that doesn't happen then I'll worry about bullshite like this.

Posted by NotImber
Member since Jun 2023
1182 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 1:58 pm to
He was in full CYA mode from the outset of his weekly press conference yesterday. "Here's what I meant when I said we aren't the team I thought we were . . ."
Posted by SFVtiger
Member since Oct 2003
4354 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 2:45 pm to
Here's a defense: he was talking about how many freshmen, etc were going on the trip. so he could have meant we are going (for the purpose of) to beat the heck out of Fla. St., as opposed to we are "gonna" beat the heck out of Fla St.

purpose vs. prediction

It's all i got, seems out of character for the latter
Posted by JCinBAMA
North of Huntsville
Member since Oct 2009
17883 posts
Posted on 9/6/23 at 2:49 pm to
Don't let him buy you any stock also.
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