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re: Attention Alabama The Rules of Conduct At the Zou which you must Abide By

Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:00 pm to
Posted by Legend13
Driving a titleist
Member since Nov 2011
4079 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

Rule #8 While inside the stadium be sure to observe your surroundings for what a real SEC stadium is like


quote:

Faurot Field
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:03 pm to
Rule #1 The misconception that we don't travel is bull shite Everyone will be there in black and gold ready to cheer tigers to a victory

Rule #2 Several police officers would love to meet you and they're plenty around the stadium that would love to lock your arse up

Rule #3 We made Georgia have at least 6 false start and delay of games during the game so you will have your share

Rule # 4 Georgia fans are responsible for stealing some of our shite because they were parked next to us so from now on this rule applies to everyone until deemed that you're not a thief

Rule #5 Actually you won't park where you want lots are based on donor levels and most of these lots are filled already so good luck

Rule #6 Don't eat or drink anything at all and you won't have anything to worry about

Rule # 7

Rule # 8 No I'm already in a real stadium taking in the best atmosphere in college football

Rule # 10 Gary Pinkel will give Saban a few pointers after our victory
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:04 pm to
Rule # 21 All visitors are subject to screening prior to entry inside the Zou
Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

We made Georgia have at least 6 false start and delay of games during the game so you will have your share


Our OL is way more talented, AND experienced when compared to Georgia's...
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Rule # 8 No I'm already in a real stadium taking in the best atmosphere in college football


just.....wow.

make it stop
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by JordonfortheJ
Bavaria-Germany
Member since Mar 2012
14547 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:06 pm to
Worst poster ever..your side jokes aren't even funny
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:07 pm to
Our stadium is built below ground so the noise just bounces from one side of the stadium to the other and doesn't have a way out
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
21709 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:07 pm to
Alabama never follow the rules

we will kick your arse
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:09 pm to
Posted by j bro12
LA
Member since Jan 2012
1550 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:12 pm to
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I would say we are going to steal your bitches but you can keep those pastey white whores. We will bring our own.


Of course gumps would much rather stick to their own women aka their sisters/cousins
Posted by 13-0 Branding Iron
Houston Memorial
Member since Jul 2012
310 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

real SEC stadium
You guys built a new stadium?

Bama fans: this is my favorite place to take a victory whiz on the Mizzou campus. I recommend it highly:

This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:29 pm
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:16 pm to
4 years in a row three in a row at Kyle 12 th man
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:17 pm to
Congrats OP, you are currently the worst poster on the sec rant. That's quite an accomplishment.
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:18 pm to
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23802 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:19 pm to
He can talk all he wants,they will all be gone by halftime when his Zoussies will be down by three touchdowns
This post was edited on 10/10/12 at 6:20 pm
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:19 pm to
Didn't they just lose to Vandirbilt? No I don't think they should be doing any talking. Pathetic.
Posted by MizzouSEC2012
MIZZOU STUDENT SECTION
Member since Sep 2012
3621 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:20 pm to
o.k. why would I eave the game at halftime in the biggest upset in history
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23802 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:20 pm to
Zoussies..I think the name fits.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 10/10/12 at 6:22 pm to
Are you like antipasto?
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