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After Long & Thoughtful Analysis, I Present the Only Thing That Can Save Mizzou Baseball
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:38 pm

Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:39 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Not even that will do it.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:40 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Gonna need a live chicken for Jobu...
This post was edited on 4/6/25 at 6:41 pm
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:41 pm to Evolved Simian
quote:Tyson and Pilgrims don't have enough chickens combined.
Gonna need a live chicken...
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:43 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
One of my favorite movies.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:52 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Are you trying go say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:53 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
You guys look like a mediocre JV high school team.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 7:04 pm to HogPharmer
Unfortunately I don’t think it is as simple as increasing NIL. The program needs an entire do-over.
The first thing is that not only is a new stadium needed, but a new stadium location is needed. It is chilly and rainy here much of baseball season, and our stadium is unfortunately on top of a hill that is the most windy spot in central Missouri it seems.
The first thing is that not only is a new stadium needed, but a new stadium location is needed. It is chilly and rainy here much of baseball season, and our stadium is unfortunately on top of a hill that is the most windy spot in central Missouri it seems.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:08 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
That thing can’t save yall. Yall have no mawbles! No pitching. Anything. Y’all were basically batting practice. Your pitchers were throwing up pitching machine meatballs. Seriously, yall need to do something. It wasn’t even fun to beat up on a team this bad. It’s not going to help us going forward.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:10 pm to Omahawgs15
Tony Vitello to MIZ
10 years $50 million
+ whatever NIL he wants
that might fix it
10 years $50 million
+ whatever NIL he wants
that might fix it
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:11 pm to BigBro
Might. I almost feel sorry for them….
Almost
Almost
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:11 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
Mizzou only has baseball so it can fit in the SEC. If they left the SEC they would drop baseball so fast your head would spin.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:12 pm to MtVernon
What they fielded this weekend wasn’t baseball. I was hoping they’d give us atleast some competition. They looked scrappy against lsu… I don’t know what you call this weekend.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:38 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
He currently has another gig for the next few months with the St Louis Blues.


Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:57 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
"We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present."
"Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two!"
"Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two!"
Posted on 4/6/25 at 9:10 pm to Rosco P Coltrane
We hired a head coach who was the least qualified candidate I’ve ever seen.
He had a 41% win percentage at a SWAC school (Jackson) till landing at Memphis where he IMMEDIATELY earned a hot seat going 10-14 in conference in the AAC & our female AD hired him.
Whatever box he checks it wasn’t the on field success box.
He had a 41% win percentage at a SWAC school (Jackson) till landing at Memphis where he IMMEDIATELY earned a hot seat going 10-14 in conference in the AAC & our female AD hired him.
Whatever box he checks it wasn’t the on field success box.
Posted on 4/6/25 at 9:41 pm to BurgTiger
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Whatever box he checks it wasn’t the on field success box.
Well, Mizzou was the epicenter for the advent of DEI. All started by a guy whose old man made over a million a year.
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