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After Long & Thoughtful Analysis, I Present the Only Thing That Can Save Mizzou Baseball

Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:38 pm
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
143 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:38 pm
Posted by LSUMANINVA
West Virginia
Member since Sep 2004
8553 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:39 pm to
Not even that will do it.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
22953 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:40 pm to
Gonna need a live chicken for Jobu...
This post was edited on 4/6/25 at 6:41 pm
Posted by GetPiggywithIt
Ouachita Mountains of Arkansas
Member since Dec 2022
3359 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:41 pm to
quote:

Gonna need a live chicken...
Tyson and Pilgrims don't have enough chickens combined.
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
12145 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:43 pm to
One of my favorite movies.
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15220 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:52 pm to
Are you trying go say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?
Posted by HogPharmer
Member since Jun 2022
2735 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 6:53 pm to
You guys look like a mediocre JV high school team.
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
143 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 7:04 pm to
Unfortunately I don’t think it is as simple as increasing NIL. The program needs an entire do-over.

The first thing is that not only is a new stadium needed, but a new stadium location is needed. It is chilly and rainy here much of baseball season, and our stadium is unfortunately on top of a hill that is the most windy spot in central Missouri it seems.
Posted by Omahawgs15
Member since Mar 2023
5488 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:08 pm to
That thing can’t save yall. Yall have no mawbles! No pitching. Anything. Y’all were basically batting practice. Your pitchers were throwing up pitching machine meatballs. Seriously, yall need to do something. It wasn’t even fun to beat up on a team this bad. It’s not going to help us going forward.
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17039 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:10 pm to
Tony Vitello to MIZ

10 years $50 million
+ whatever NIL he wants

that might fix it
Posted by Omahawgs15
Member since Mar 2023
5488 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:11 pm to
Might. I almost feel sorry for them….

Almost
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6234 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:11 pm to
Mizzou only has baseball so it can fit in the SEC. If they left the SEC they would drop baseball so fast your head would spin.
Posted by Omahawgs15
Member since Mar 2023
5488 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:12 pm to
What they fielded this weekend wasn’t baseball. I was hoping they’d give us atleast some competition. They looked scrappy against lsu… I don’t know what you call this weekend.
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28434 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:38 pm to
He currently has another gig for the next few months with the St Louis Blues.

Posted by CaptainCrash
Member since Mar 2024
97 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 8:57 pm to
"We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present."

"Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two!"
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
3075 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 9:10 pm to
We hired a head coach who was the least qualified candidate I’ve ever seen.

He had a 41% win percentage at a SWAC school (Jackson) till landing at Memphis where he IMMEDIATELY earned a hot seat going 10-14 in conference in the AAC & our female AD hired him.

Whatever box he checks it wasn’t the on field success box.
Posted by Fan1958
Soon to be Casper, WY
Member since Oct 2020
436 posts
Posted on 4/6/25 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

Whatever box he checks it wasn’t the on field success box.


Well, Mizzou was the epicenter for the advent of DEI. All started by a guy whose old man made over a million a year.
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