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So do you think Melania has cut the Donald off?
Posted on 5/25/18 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 5/25/18 at 3:41 pm
Bill Clinton was lucky -- being cut off by the Hill was a blessing Im sure... but I bet Melania has skills
Posted on 5/25/18 at 3:59 pm to rootisback
If Donald gets his, I'm sure she gets hers.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 4:14 pm to rootisback
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So do you think Melania has cut the Donald off?
Yes.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 4:18 pm to rootisback
She prolly drops an ambien once a month for him.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 4:39 pm to rootisback
Melania strikes me more as the starfish type
Posted on 5/25/18 at 4:55 pm to rootisback
No doubt. You know she's still getting all she wants though, her Secret Service detail has the best jobs in the country. She knows Trump won't divorce her as long as he's in office, and even if he does after she'll come out with half and with the public on her side, so she knows she never has to touch his nasty crusty self again and that she's free to get whatever D she wants and Donnie can't do shite to stop her.
Even if Melania wasn't clearly and visibly disgusted by the donald, he's too golfing, tweeting, and lusting after Ivanka to pay Melania any attention.
Even if Melania wasn't clearly and visibly disgusted by the donald, he's too golfing, tweeting, and lusting after Ivanka to pay Melania any attention.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 5:20 pm to BowlJackson
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lusting after Ivanka
Who isn't?!?
Posted on 5/25/18 at 5:39 pm to momentoftruth87
True, they're both fine. But I would choose Melania all day. Melania is just on a whole other level, and I don't usually go for women over 30.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 5:40 pm to momentoftruth87
But her father lusting after her? 

Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:05 pm to BowlJackson
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and lusting after Ivanka to pay Melania any attention.
Bruh
Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:15 pm to rootisback
Prob hasn't hit that in several years is my guess.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:23 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
But he HAS hit it, which makes him exponentially more successful at sex than you.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:24 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Poor tnm has a bad case of TDS, probably hates him worse than he hates bama
Posted on 5/25/18 at 7:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Bruh
Am I wrong?
He's on record multiple times calling Ivanka hot, making weird comments about her body, saying if he wasn't her dad he might date her.
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Back when Ivanka was just 16 years old, she’d hosted the 1997 Miss Teen USA pageant.
According to The Independent, Trump turned to Miss Universe and asked her, “Don’t you think my daughter’s hot? She’s hot, right?”
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Right off the bat, he willingly engaged in conversation about Ivanka posing for Playboy. After noting, “I don’t think Ivanka would [pose nude] inside the magazine,” he added, “She does have a very nice figure.”
Somehow, it gets more disturbing. He claimed, “If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
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After Trump commented, “My daughter is beautiful, Ivanka,” Stern asked, “By the way, your daughter … Can I say this? A piece of arse.” Trump didn’t hesitate to agree, simply responding, “Yeah.”
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In 2006, when Trump returned to The Howard Stern Show, they moved their conversation specifically to Ivanka’s breasts.
Stern commented that Ivanka “looks more voluptuous than ever,” and even asked if she’d gotten implants. Rather than shutting down discussion about his daughter’s breasts, he responded that she didn’t get implants.
Trump even added, “She’s actually always been very voluptuous. She’s tall, she’s almost six feet tall and she’s been, she’s an amazing beauty.”
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During a joint interview on The Wendy Williams Show in 2013, Trump and Ivanka gave very different answers to the same question. Williams asked them what their favorite thing was that they had in common, to which Ivanka replied, “Either real estate or golf.”
Then, Trump made it weird. He claimed, “Well, I was going to say sex, but I can’t relate that to her.”
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“Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father …”
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Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen reported that when Ivanka was just 13 years old, her father asked, “Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?”
The Post reportedly removed the quote from the column before it was published
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During an interview with In Touch in 2011, porn star Stormy Daniels admitted that Trump once compared her to Ivanka. “He told me once that I was someone to be reckoned with, beautiful and smart just like his daughter,” she said.
If none of that trips your creep meter, maybe this actual picture of them when Ivanka was only 15 will:

Then compare all that with the way he puts down the less pretty daughter Tiffany, when he's forced to even acknowledge her existence at all... You can't say his relationship with Ivanka isn't weird af.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:04 pm to Vols&Shaft83
If you say so.
Frankly though, I've been lucky with the ladies and been with some more attractive than Melania, at least IMO and probably objectively speaking.
And right now, I'm over 30 years younger than the orange bafoon and can certainly do better than Melania.
Without paying for it. Which is essentially what trump has done with Melania. Guessing when it is all said and done numbnuts has probably paid 10k everytime she has let him hit it and probably been disgusted 90% of the time.
Frankly though, I've been lucky with the ladies and been with some more attractive than Melania, at least IMO and probably objectively speaking.
And right now, I'm over 30 years younger than the orange bafoon and can certainly do better than Melania.
Without paying for it. Which is essentially what trump has done with Melania. Guessing when it is all said and done numbnuts has probably paid 10k everytime she has let him hit it and probably been disgusted 90% of the time.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:06 pm to rootisback
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So do you think Melania has cut the Donald off?
Probably happened years ago.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:28 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
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Frankly though, I've been lucky with the ladies and been with some more attractive than Melania,
So you're not only a morally superior high paid super accountant from a morally superior family, but you frick supermodels too?
Your internet penis must be YUUUUUUUGE
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I've gotten in this habit of not reading his posts. I need to start, they're fricking comedy gold.
Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:40 pm to Vols&Shaft83
The talent in Miami is much better and much deeper than most places. The 80s seem like they were a wild time in Miami, and even hot girls make terrible terrible mistakes 

Posted on 5/25/18 at 8:43 pm to BowlJackson
We need another Bowl Jackson "decide my life" thread or perhaps an AMA.
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