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If you lived in Star Wars which side would you be on?
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:42 pm
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:42 pm
Original Trilogy only: Empire or Rebels?
Personally I would fully support the Empire. The Empire stands for law, order, and meritocracy. The Emperor is clearly the Galaxy's most gifted man and is the only suitable person to lead it. Having a single leader cuts swiftly through the gridlock and rampant corruption of the galactic senate. The Emperor is also incredibly humble, not once do you see him live in an opulent, decadent palace....no, he built a peace enforcement station and then went to reside on it with his Soldiers...he and Darth Vader are the living embodiments of servant leaders. When under terrorist attack Vader didn't run away, he hopped in his own TIE fighter and joined the fray. I could go on forever.
There are NUMEROUS examples of the moral and substantive superiority of the Empire.
I think the biggest flaw of Star Wars is George Lucas' use of dishonest narrators because our understanding of their universe is corrupted by it.
Personally I would fully support the Empire. The Empire stands for law, order, and meritocracy. The Emperor is clearly the Galaxy's most gifted man and is the only suitable person to lead it. Having a single leader cuts swiftly through the gridlock and rampant corruption of the galactic senate. The Emperor is also incredibly humble, not once do you see him live in an opulent, decadent palace....no, he built a peace enforcement station and then went to reside on it with his Soldiers...he and Darth Vader are the living embodiments of servant leaders. When under terrorist attack Vader didn't run away, he hopped in his own TIE fighter and joined the fray. I could go on forever.
There are NUMEROUS examples of the moral and substantive superiority of the Empire.
I think the biggest flaw of Star Wars is George Lucas' use of dishonest narrators because our understanding of their universe is corrupted by it.
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:46 pm to KSGamecock
Neither.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:50 pm to KSGamecock
Whichever has the hottest girl that I realistically have a shot at banging.
Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:53 pm to crispyUGA
Definitely the Empire. Chicks dig a dude in uniform. The rebels are literal SJWs, maybe you could score with a fat, blue haired Admiral Akbar looking lobster woman but that's about it.
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 6/4/18 at 6:42 pm to KSGamecock
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:50 am to KSGamecock
That is an easy one.
The Hutts.
I mean the Empire has some nice things going for it but they have this weird complex about not installing safety railings.
The Hutts enjoy living large and usually have a ton of sleazy strippers with them. True, the stripper might have green skin and weird tendrils growing from her head but hey, variety is the spice of life right?
The Hutts.
I mean the Empire has some nice things going for it but they have this weird complex about not installing safety railings.
The Hutts enjoy living large and usually have a ton of sleazy strippers with them. True, the stripper might have green skin and weird tendrils growing from her head but hey, variety is the spice of life right?
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:55 pm to KSGamecock
Easy choice. The Rebels. They were pro-democracy and everyone know the USA invented democracy.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 2:02 pm to KSGamecock
I know very little about it, so I dunno.
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