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re: I HATE this civil Egg Bowl nonsense...I want venom.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:20 am to themetalreb
Posted on 11/19/21 at 12:20 am to themetalreb
How do you get an Ole Miss chick that's interested in you to cheat on her husband?? Tell her to meet you in the bar at the yacht club and stand her up.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 1:01 am to themetalreb
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I HATE this civil Egg Bowl nonsense...I want venom
I hate Ole Miss. I hate their fans
I hate their cheating, and relentless scams
I mocked Ole Miss, when they had Freeze
With all the hookers, who came to please
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like the Ole Miss band
I do not like their cheating ways
I think their stadium is full of gays
I do not like that Colonel reb
I swear I think that he's a ped
Every thing about that bunch
Can kiss my arse , the little runts
The Grove is such a shitty place
So overrated and such a waste
Like chicken tenders , served on china
Taste like fish from a vagina
They have no class, they never will
I wish their moms were on the pill
And Ole Miss girls sure lack a brain
Those simple minded air head dames
I hope like hell we blow you out
So we can laugh and watch you pout
You don't deserve to win this game
I wish you nothing but sheer pain
Posted on 11/19/21 at 1:37 am to MullenBoys
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I hate Ole Miss. I hate their fans
I hate their cheating, and relentless scams
I mocked Ole Miss, when they had Freeze
With all the hookers, who came to please
I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like the Ole Miss band
I do not like their cheating ways
I think their stadium is full of gays
I do not like that Colonel reb
I swear I think that he's a ped
Every thing about that bunch
Can kiss my arse , the little runts
The Grove is such a shitty place
So overrated and such a waste
Like chicken tenders , served on china
Taste like fish from a vagina
They have no class, they never will
I wish their moms were on the pill
And Ole Miss girls sure lack a brain
Those simple minded air head dames
I hope like hell we blow you out
So we can laugh and watch you pout
You don't deserve to win this game
I wish you nothing but sheer pain
Posted on 11/19/21 at 3:09 am to MullenBoys
I hate Ole Miss. I hate their fans
Screw their Hotty Toddy's, and their flim flam's
I mocked Ole Miss, when they had Freeze
he that goeth to bed with whores, aryseth with fleas
I do not like green eggs and ham
Ole miss has not been relevant since Vietnam.
I do not like their cheating ways
Shepard Smith confirms their stadium is full of gays.
I do not like that Colonel reb
Their plantation owning, righteous celeb
Despise I do, everything about that bunch
Can kiss my arse, and eat a dick for brunch
The Grove is such a shitty place
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives or they'll disappear without a trace
Like chicken tenders , served on china
Tastes like yeast dripping from a vagina
They have no class, they never will
Their girls say yes for a ten dollar bill
And Ole Miss girls sure lack a brain
Because they gave it all to Lane
I hope like hell we blow you out
then Kiffin leaves and you scream and shout
You don't deserve to win this game
Without the Lane the train is lame
Screw their Hotty Toddy's, and their flim flam's
I mocked Ole Miss, when they had Freeze
he that goeth to bed with whores, aryseth with fleas
I do not like green eggs and ham
Ole miss has not been relevant since Vietnam.
I do not like their cheating ways
Shepard Smith confirms their stadium is full of gays.
I do not like that Colonel reb
Their plantation owning, righteous celeb
Despise I do, everything about that bunch
Can kiss my arse, and eat a dick for brunch
The Grove is such a shitty place
Hide yo kids, hide yo wives or they'll disappear without a trace
Like chicken tenders , served on china
Tastes like yeast dripping from a vagina
They have no class, they never will
Their girls say yes for a ten dollar bill
And Ole Miss girls sure lack a brain
Because they gave it all to Lane
I hope like hell we blow you out
then Kiffin leaves and you scream and shout
You don't deserve to win this game
Without the Lane the train is lame
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:16 am to BSherrill
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The fight that made Wes Shivers flip to us was the pinnacle.
God damn at the revisionist history here.
That dumbfrick ran onto the field and tried to start a fight with Deuce.... And MSU officials had to escort Wes and his broken nose off the field.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:19 am to TMRebel
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Seemed fine last year
Everyone knows the rivalry is only toxic when ole miss losses. Especially when it's 3 straight to a hunch back.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:22 am to Tdot_RiverDawg
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Everyone knows the rivalry is only toxic when ole miss losses. Especially when it's 3 straight to a hunch back.
Yeah you're right. I remember MSU fans throwing shite at our team bus after we lost in 2007.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 6:31 am to pankReb
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God damn at the revisionist history here. That dumbfrick ran onto the field and tried to start a fight with Deuce.... And MSU officials had to escort Wes and his broken nose off the field.
Shivers tried to start a fight? Damn son, talk about revisionist history.
The kid was there on a recruiting visit and got jumped.
Deuce McAlister should've gotten jail time for what he did with his helmet that day. He is a piece of shite. But then again, Ole Miss football seems to collect those.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 7:30 am to Drebin
I see order has been restored…every one of you are welcome.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 7:43 am to Drebin
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Deuce McAlister should've gotten jail time for what he did with his helmet that day. He is a piece of shite
In the end, rebs screwed him over more than any LEO or MSU fan ever could
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:12 am to Vecchio Cane
What other rivalry has two current NFL receivers who pissed like dogs and an NFL quarterback that shite his pants in the middle of a game. Three players with combined contracts over $170 million.
The Egg Bowl stands alone. Thanksgiving night on ESPN. An SEC Rant tradition like no other.
The Egg Bowl stands alone. Thanksgiving night on ESPN. An SEC Rant tradition like no other.
This post was edited on 11/19/21 at 8:16 am
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:37 am to themetalreb
Proof that MSU & OM posters are the best the tRant has to offer
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:44 am to Vecchio Cane
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Proof that MSU & OM posters are the best the tRant has to offer
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:46 am to themetalreb
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This game should be toxic.
See, that's the thing. The game is football. And football should matter more than stuff around it. The egg bowl seldom fulfills that criteria. When has the egg bowl been relevant to what actually happens in the west?
That's why rivalry games are the best when both sides have the most to lose.
This message was brought to you by the "Iron Bowl."
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:46 am to Drebin
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Shivers tried to start a fight? Damn son, talk about revisionist history.
The kid was there on a recruiting visit and got jumped.
You realize there's video right?
You realize the stupid frick ran onto the field and started shite right?
There's also stories floating around about his roided out arse trying to fight our cheerleaders after your degenerate fanbase rushed the field back in 99.
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Deuce McAlister should've gotten jail time for what he did with his helmet that day.
Wearing a helmet is illegal?
Wes is a piece of shite. He tried to frick around and very quickly found out.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:47 am to themetalreb
If it makes you feel any better, as fellow SEC schools, I absolutely hate both Ole Miss and State.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:48 am to VolsUberAlles
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VolsUberAlles
literally no one here cares about your existence.
Posted on 11/19/21 at 8:51 am to pankReb
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You realize there's video right?
Yes there is. You should look at it instead of trying to gaslight everyone here.
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You realize the stupid frick ran onto the field and started shite right?
The fight was at State's sideline, where he was standing.
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Wearing a helmet is illegal?
No. But taking it off and swinging it like a weapon is.
This is why nobody likes you. Try telling the truth sometimes.
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