re: Kirby Smart: a Classic Tale of Coming Up Short

Based on the title of this thread, I thought you were going to be talking about Kirby’s insecurity about his height. He doesn’t let his wife wear heels. He makes her wear the flattest shoes possible while he wears elevator shoes. In pictures he’s often standing on nearby objects to appear taller. Usually it’s stairs, or a curb. Here’s a quick example I found where he’s on his tip toes



Photographs are usually taken at an angle where he is closer to the camera, but when it’s out of his control we get shots like this



You can’t control your genetics. Id never laugh at someone for that. But it’s amusing how insecure and bothered he is when he’s around his own family.