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Is your team building a lazy river by your stadium?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:23 am
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:23 am
UCF’s is almost complete. This will allow me to float on an inter tube while consuming adult beverages as I watch my team go 12-0 again next season. #ChargeOn.
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:29 am to SadUCFKnight
Will be filled with e-coli and herpes. Your women are skanks and your AD is an invertebrate.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:29 am to SadUCFKnight
Shouldn’t you be more worried about your stadium collapsing instead?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:30 am to SadUCFKnight
championship programs like UCF gets the best
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:31 am to SadUCFKnight
I'd rather float on a lazy river too instead of watch my team lose to teams like Pittsburgh, Tulsa, and Cincinnati
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:31 am to SadUCFKnight
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watch my team go 12-0 again next season
Didn't UCF lose 3 games this year? And got thumped by LSU last year?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:33 am to Datfish
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I'd rather float on a lazy river too instead of watch my team lose to teams like Pittsburgh, Tulsa, and Cincinnati
Arkansas needs a lazy river ASAP.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:34 am to SadUCFKnight
Who is this guy really?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:34 am to SadUCFKnight
Oh man, that's the lamest and most Orlando thing I've ever heard. Enjoy your ride in that river of salmonella to your bouncy house and hope that you get an AD with the balls to play Florida on the only terms that matter here: theirs. Then and only then might you make the first of many, many steps in receiving the validation you so desperately crave but just can't seem to reach.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:36 am to SadUCFKnight
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UCF’s is almost complete. This will allow me to float on an inter tube while consuming adult beverages as I watch my team go 12-0 again next season. #ChargeOn.
How'd you like that NC game against your buddies, Clemson?
How does that purple and gold Tiger dick taste?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:37 am to SadUCFKnight
Your stadium name was about to be changed to Roofclaim.com Stadium until the Florida Legislature stepped in and stopped that.
Have fun on the lazy river next to Roofclaim.com Stadium while contracting pink eye, herpes, and the coronavirus.
Plus, your campus is not in Orlando, despite what you think. It's hardly a paradise in eastern Orange County (a half mile from Seminole County). You're closer to Bithlo and Christmas than you are to Orlando.
Have fun on the lazy river next to Roofclaim.com Stadium while contracting pink eye, herpes, and the coronavirus.
Plus, your campus is not in Orlando, despite what you think. It's hardly a paradise in eastern Orange County (a half mile from Seminole County). You're closer to Bithlo and Christmas than you are to Orlando.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 9:40 am
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:37 am to SadUCFKnight
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float on an inter [sic] tube while consuming adult beverages
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:37 am to SadUCFKnight
But seriously, this is THE definition of polishing a turd. You play is a stadium surpassed by HS stadiums.
Deal with your bitterness.
Deal with your bitterness.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:39 am to thatthang
Hello Orlando! Will boy bands perform at halftime? Will they dump slime on students in the stands or have bubble filled dance parties at the concessions? Sounds legit.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:41 am to 14caratgoldjones
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Hello Orlando!
This is a misconception perpetuated by OPs like this one.
They are not located in Orlando. They are located in unincorporated eastern Orange County. They're about 18 miles away from Orlando city limits.
They're closer to the mud bugging town of Bithlo than they are to Orlando.
This post was edited on 2/6/20 at 9:45 am
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:43 am to SadUCFKnight
Fitting, lazy river, lazy team, lazy trolls.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:43 am to SadUCFKnight
Nothing conjures up college football feelings like sweating on an inter tube in a crowded arse river of human waste and spilled daiquiris in the scorching Orlando sun. Might as well tailgate at Disney.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:44 am to SadUCFKnight
Shouldn't take long to float around that stadium. I've seen bigger high school stadiums in GA.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:48 am to Cobb Dawg
Is this the piece of shite you're bragging about, OP?
That's a mighty lazy river they're building. It's not in the stadium, it doesn't circle the stadium, it's just a large cesspool outside of the stadium.
Much like UCF trying to claim nattys, they like to embellish a bit.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 9:50 am to SeaCay
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SeaCay
Is your team building a lazy river by your stadium?
Will be filled with e-coli and herpes. Your women are skanks and your AD is an invertebrate.
I'm sensing some slight dislike.....
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