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re: Ranking Fanbases by their Envy of UF
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:34 pm to oligarchgator
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:34 pm to oligarchgator
Funny stuff always has an element of truth to it. Nicely done OP.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:44 pm to oligarchgator
Are you kidding or did you just forget to take your meds today?? NO one is envious of UF.
What’s to envy? Subpar facilities, tacky stadium, 0 5 stars, a nerdy smack talking coach, and a team and QB that can’t play a pitiful ACC team without embarrassing themselves and the conference. If I wanted to be a Gator what’s to stop me? All I’d have to do is go down to the Walmart, dig into the bottom of the clearance bin and pull out a loud orange shirt and a pair of jorts. Move over to the novelty aisle and get one of those big orange “ We’re #1” foam fingers and a pair of flip flops. Then head for Hogtown and pay some scalper a buck fifty at the gate. There is no initiation fee, no vote on membership. Anyone can be a Gator if they don’t have much between their ears.
What’s to envy? Subpar facilities, tacky stadium, 0 5 stars, a nerdy smack talking coach, and a team and QB that can’t play a pitiful ACC team without embarrassing themselves and the conference. If I wanted to be a Gator what’s to stop me? All I’d have to do is go down to the Walmart, dig into the bottom of the clearance bin and pull out a loud orange shirt and a pair of jorts. Move over to the novelty aisle and get one of those big orange “ We’re #1” foam fingers and a pair of flip flops. Then head for Hogtown and pay some scalper a buck fifty at the gate. There is no initiation fee, no vote on membership. Anyone can be a Gator if they don’t have much between their ears.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:52 pm to oligarchgator
Why do this? We all saw the game.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:58 pm to StopRobot
Dude thinks we envy his Gators!! How pathetic is that!!! Lol
Posted on 8/26/19 at 6:02 pm to oligarchgator
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formidable Miami.
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I know you're also upset that F. Franks finally has moxie
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:50 pm to BoozeDawg
Eleven games left to play and some of you bashing UF may be crying later.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 7:53 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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I gave an upvote for the troll, but man I wish we could stop hyping up a guy that the entire country now hates.
Not because of moxie, but because of shite talking a camera only to throw a pick directly after it, first play that he returned.
It's rare to watch people so full of themselves faceplant and scorpion tail into a big ol' plate of humility.
Just to watch that same fricking moron talk trash and punt the ball after the game. The hatred toward him is justified.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:19 pm to oligarchgator
Here’s my list in order:
Posted on 8/26/19 at 8:49 pm to real_gator8
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Eleven games left to play and some of you bashing UF may be crying later.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 9:00 pm to oligarchgator
I think you made a mistake here. You seem to have listed the same team 12 times.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 10:55 pm to oligarchgator
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We know you're all sad that UF survived a very difficult week zero against a formidable Miami
..Stopped there.
Posted on 8/26/19 at 11:58 pm to real_gator8
Been there done that. Shoot I was laughing so hard Sat night I was crying! What a train wreck!
Posted on 8/27/19 at 12:21 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
It’s not moxie. It’s sheer stupidity and an embarrassment to the conference. As ridiculous and silly as Franks looked Mullen and UF seem fine with his antics. In my book that makes them even more disgusting than Franks.
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