re: Forde : Ranking 65 P5 Athletic Departments last 5 years

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The fact you even say "FOG" pretty much means you can suck a dick as far as I'm concerned.

But hey, go ahead and pretend that following more sports somehow makes you better. Because you need that apparently.

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Tell me, who many sports does someone need to follow to be a "real fan"?

Is it certain ones? Do you have to enjoy them, or does being miserable during the entire broadcast/event make you that much more of a fan? Do you get bonus points if you whip yourself across the back after every loss?

Please let me know, I'm curious as to how much more effort I'm going to need to become a "real fan". Also, does it help with dick size, or does the false sense of accomplishment just make you forget about it?

Come at me bitch.

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