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Trash can is my spirit animal
Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 9/5/17 at 10:25 pm
Revel in the majesty that is the Vols turnover trash can. I mean, would you just look at it?
Butch Jones has really outdone himself this time. The trash can is the physical manifestation of what it means to be a Vols fan. It is a tangible analogy of the years of underperforming, gimmicky BS that we have allowed to exist. Trash cans don't win games any more than pimp canes win games. Let's all just bathe in the glory of the trash can as the rest of the sideline turns into a dumpster fire.
TRASH CAN! TRASH CAN! TRASH CAN!
In all honesty, I'm kind of obsessed with it now. I've got a fever and the only perscription is more trash can.
Butch Jones has really outdone himself this time. The trash can is the physical manifestation of what it means to be a Vols fan. It is a tangible analogy of the years of underperforming, gimmicky BS that we have allowed to exist. Trash cans don't win games any more than pimp canes win games. Let's all just bathe in the glory of the trash can as the rest of the sideline turns into a dumpster fire.
TRASH CAN! TRASH CAN! TRASH CAN!
In all honesty, I'm kind of obsessed with it now. I've got a fever and the only perscription is more trash can.
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Posted on 9/6/17 at 7:48 am to Torch
Note that it isn't just any trash can...it is the Rubbermaid Brute 2620 with ventilation channels to ease bag removal. This is the Cadillac of Industrial Waste Receptacles.
These need to start showing up around Knoxville...Am I right?
These need to start showing up around Knoxville...Am I right?
Posted on 9/6/17 at 9:22 am to madmaxvol
We've always been on the front-lines of sanitation. We like to be clean. It's a shame the rest of America doesn't take sanitation as seriously.
This post was edited on 9/6/17 at 9:31 am
Posted on 9/6/17 at 9:41 am to Prof
quote:
We like to be clean.
Words spoken by the prophet Derek Dooley.
Posted on 9/6/17 at 5:12 pm to madmaxvol
This would be my spirit animal
Posted on 9/6/17 at 8:40 pm to Cheese Grits
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This would be my spirit animal
I can respect that. I might even fill my trash can with said liquid and drink it.
Posted on 9/7/17 at 3:18 am to Torch
Now we are getting somewhere...
Posted on 9/7/17 at 11:10 am to Torch
Butch Jones is a damn rubber maid.
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