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re: USCe punter arrested for "malicious injury to a tree."
Posted on 8/14/16 at 6:47 pm to DrewDawg13
Posted on 8/14/16 at 6:47 pm to DrewDawg13
Doesn't even know how to do it.
Step 1: cover tree completely with toilet paper....
Step 1: cover tree completely with toilet paper....
Posted on 8/14/16 at 6:56 pm to SlowEasyConfident
Better trees than sheep, I suppose.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 7:14 pm to GetCocky11
Lived there for 3 years... Very few trees. Unless you go out to Lexington/west Columbia.
I think it's stupid though.
I think it's stupid though.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 7:16 pm to chawk195
All the more reason to protect them from tree hating punters
Posted on 8/14/16 at 7:21 pm to CNB
Wait, was he rolling the tree or fricking the tree?
Posted on 8/14/16 at 7:23 pm to Vols&Shaft83
You never rolled a girl before loving her?
You monster
You monster
Posted on 8/14/16 at 7:24 pm to CNB
Never got into the mummification thing
Posted on 8/14/16 at 7:38 pm to DrewDawg13
Charged with treeson I assume.
Posted on 8/14/16 at 7:39 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Well frick your tree too
Posted on 8/14/16 at 9:34 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Dam. I've seen some beautiful oaks but never wanted to frick one. Poison ...maybe.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 8:44 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Wait, was he rolling the tree or fricking the tree?
Those aren't mutually exclusive.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 8:52 am to BoarEd
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If he was in some sort of nature preserve, he is damn lucky he isn't headed to court staring at a felony offense. If not, and people think this is funny, I wonder how they would feel if someone went onto their property and killed one of their, say, Japanese Maple trees that can retail for over 1,500 dollars.
It's a much bigger deal than a lot of people realize to just go around killing trees.
For instance, around here we have very few virgin forested areas left, and in some of the old-growth forests you can still find beech trees. They're very rare here in Arkansas. Well almost without fail every time I'm out hiking I see dozens of these trees that are dying as a direct result of some jackass kid who thinks it's cool to go carve with a knife something to the effect of "Jack wuz here and he fu(ked Diane under this very tree".
Well, those very rare, very old and very large trees aren't coming back. They're gone for good when they die.
Damn. You really took that and ran with it.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 8:58 am to DrewDawg13
Its the squirrel that has no teeth living in the hollow tree that's getting the last laugh. Nut lover.
Posted on 8/15/16 at 9:02 am to DrewDawg13
But do we know what the guy was doing to the tree?
Posted on 8/15/16 at 12:40 pm to CockInYourEar
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When I heard he got arrested, I was picturing the crime like this.
Turns out, it's more like this.
New information out. It wasn't an animal or a tree...turns out it was a cellphone, so it was more like this.
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