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re: Kristen Saban gets married in Bryant Denny... fireworks included
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:21 am to Vols&Shaft83
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:21 am to Vols&Shaft83
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Yeah, in a fat kinda way
So you are saying you would hit it?
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:24 am to Cheese Grits
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So you are saying you would hit it?
Indubitably.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:29 am to joeyb147
This is hilarious. Echoing the other poster who said they could have sold out the stadium if they had opened it up to Bama nation.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:34 am to Swoopin
Hell, y'all can't sell out JHS for your football games unless UG or Alabama are playing!...probably why Auburn is the only AD in the SEC losing $$$. 
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:39 am to Cheese Grits
As a funny aside…
Notice the VW Beetle (probably late vintage 60's or early 70's looking at the tail lights) and remember Hitler made the Beetle to be "the peoples car" so you have the car of the masses next to the car of the ultra elite. Even more interesting is that VW bought Rolls Royce / Bentley not to long ago.
We now return you to Bama vs LSU trashy wedding debates.
Notice the VW Beetle (probably late vintage 60's or early 70's looking at the tail lights) and remember Hitler made the Beetle to be "the peoples car" so you have the car of the masses next to the car of the ultra elite. Even more interesting is that VW bought Rolls Royce / Bentley not to long ago.
We now return you to Bama vs LSU trashy wedding debates.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:39 am to MightyYat
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I never said the wedding was classy. I'm more calling you a fricking pussy for making fun of the guy's wife for no fricking reason. You're all class douche bag.
Calling Kristen Saban a fat ugly whore for 17 pages is classy? It does appear the girl enjoyed college and probably did some things looking back now she regrets and would never do now, but I guess posters on this site never did immature things in college and then matured as they got older.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:41 am to Aman
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I guess posters on this site never did immature things in college and then matured as they got older.
I still do immature things and I may be one of the older folks on this site.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:53 am to Cheese Grits
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:55 am to joeyb147
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Bride & Groom dance with Big Al
So we now know 2 things about the newlyweds?
1) They are closet furries
2) They are starting the honeymoon with a 4 way
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:05 am to AU86
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Would you classify those as Bammer bangs?
Those are almost Brodie Croyle quality!
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:07 am to joeyb147
the only Kristen that matters
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:15 am to MrAUTigers
LINK
Although the headline for the article misleadingly says "Nick Saban's daughter wed at Bryant-Denney" here is a direct quote from the article:
Saban's daughter, Kristen, walked down the aisle at a local church Saturday, but the newlyweds celebrated their nuptials at Alabama's Bryant-Denny Stadium.
Although the headline for the article misleadingly says "Nick Saban's daughter wed at Bryant-Denney" here is a direct quote from the article:
Saban's daughter, Kristen, walked down the aisle at a local church Saturday, but the newlyweds celebrated their nuptials at Alabama's Bryant-Denny Stadium.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:15 am to joeyb147
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After getting married in the stadium
Trashy.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:18 am to Old Hellen Yeller
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If it happened somewhere else, nobody would care
This could never happen anywhere else.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:18 am to Bama54
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Bama54
Bringing facts to the Rant in a Bama / Tiger debate is like bringing a knife to a gunfight but I applaud your moxie.
*golf clap*
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:19 am to Mo Jeaux
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LINK Although the headline for the article misleadingly says "Nick Saban's daughter wed at Bryant-Denney" here is a direct quote from the article: Saban's daughter, Kristen, walked down the aisle at a local church Saturday, but the newlyweds celebrated their nuptials at Alabama's Bryant-Denny Stadium.
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After getting married in the stadium
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Trashy
Perfect summary of this thread. Glad we got 333 responses to nail it down
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:20 am to MrAUTigers
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I have seen some pictures and those are some very large windows, with drapes, to be in a Church
The pictures with the drapes are obviously at the reception dimwit. I saw no drapes in the church, although I have been in churches with drapes.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:22 am to Patton
Moral to this thread: Don't believe everything you read...that is if you can read. 
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:24 am to Vols&Shaft83
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She fat.
She is an 8 or 10 at the most. About the size of Marilyn Monroe, who I suppose by today's standard was fat.
I am glad not all men are enamored by flat chested collaarbone and hipbone protruding anorexic sexless bodies.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 9:24 am to Bama54
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I have been in churches with drapes.
Seems trashy and stained glass is way more classy.
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