re: Do you lay down toilet paper when using public bathrooms

I shite exclusively at home. I can count the times I've shite in a public restroom on one hand, this going back to 3rd Grade (the only time I ever shite at school).

I've probably stretched my colon holding onto my shite. (Insert Aggie Faggie jokes now). But hold onto it I will.

I'll got no problem peeing on roadkill or out the windows of airplanes. But shitting on someone else's property is for dogs.