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Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:16 pm to CCTider
Two Aggies are visiting the zoo. They are standing in front of the Silverback gorilla's cage, when one Aggy makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation. The gorilla grabs him and yanks him over the fence, then takes him to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes him and violently bangs him for about 2 hours, until he is finally tranquilized, and the Aggy taken to hospital. His friend visits him the next day and asks "Are you hurt?" He replies. "Of Course I'm hurt, He hasn't called! He hasn't written!"
Posted on 2/5/15 at 9:34 pm to CCTider
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Why do Aggies have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?
So they push back harder.
Ahh Texas, where Men are Men and Sheep are Scared
Posted on 2/6/15 at 10:18 am to CCTider
What do you call an aggie with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.
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