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Lance told me that if he ever left Bama just shoot him.

Posted on 1/14/15 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 12:25 pm
Found out he got pushed out while begging to stay. I'll pass on the murder part for now.
Posted by joeyb147
Member since Jun 2009
16019 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 12:31 pm to
Printing out this thread and putting in my time capsule to open in 20 years.
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 12:33 pm to
schwazz/auburnphan board...spare the rest of us.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 12:56 pm to
The truth will set you free!!! Trust me.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
72336 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 12:59 pm to
Givin Bama fans track record of sanity

This

quote:

Lance told me that if he ever left Bama just shoot him.


probably led to this
quote:

begging to stay
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25607 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:01 pm to
I bet he was devastated when friend of the program, experienced footbaw coach, and intrepid SECr poster Tuscaloosa turned in his evaluation of his coaching as "average at best."
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:10 pm to
They finally got Trooper back.

An associate AD told me that they never feared Kiffin would get them in trouble but Lance scared them shitless.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:15 pm to
I was going to say "you can't make shite like this up"...then I realized you just did.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30814 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:16 pm to
quote:

They finally got Trooper back. An associate AD told me that they never feared Kiffin would get them in trouble but Lance scared them shitless.

I believe you. Lance is known to bend the rules ~ but he's a damn good recruiter.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:20 pm to
Nothing in this thread is made up. All 100% fact. No need for you to believe it. Just keep your head in the sand.
Posted by auburnphan23
Member since Jan 2014
5862 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:21 pm to
It is comical that bammers say Lance is known to bend the rules when they want Tosh Lopoi to replace him. A guy who has already been investigated by the NCAA at Washington, a guy who was long rumored to be paying players at Cal, and a guy Alabama fans even accused of cheating when he stole Kennan Allen away from them a few years ago
This post was edited on 1/14/15 at 1:22 pm
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3187 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:22 pm to
Did he tell you that before 2008 or after?
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30814 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Nothing in this thread is made up. All 100% fact. No need for you to believe it. Just keep your head in the sand.






I'm sure that after the debacle at UT, Lance was grateful to get another chance in Saban's program.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:23 pm to
Lance is now your problem. Enjoy!!!!!!
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28722 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:24 pm to
melt on bitch.
Posted by deeprig9
2023/24 B2B GSB Riboff Champ
Member since Sep 2012
68083 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:25 pm to
Phan,

Who do you hate more, gumptards or shiteating leghumpers?
Posted by northalabamacracker
Glasgow
Member since Sep 2011
6466 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:25 pm to
I know yall will not believe it but schwaaz actually does know Lance.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I'm sure that after the debacle at UT, Lance was grateful to get another chance in Saban's program.


Very true. Sad he just can't help himself.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

I know yall will not believe it but schwaaz actually does know Lance.


Maybe a new start somewhere else will be what the doctor ordered. Of course his ex-wife thought the same thing.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 1/14/15 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

I know yall will not believe it but schwaaz actually does know Lance


I believe it. In fact, I used the name "Lance" and "Schwazz" for the same thing in a moment of passion once.
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