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Bama booster under fire for supporting Saban
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:20 pm
TUSCALOOSA, AL—Drawing widespread condemnation from fans and pundits alike, boosters from the University of Alabama Crimson Tide Foundation are facing heavy criticism after it was revealed Friday that the organization fully funded head football coach Nick Saban’s sex reassignment surgery. “We’re willing to do whatever it takes to keep Coach Saban at Alabama, including covering costs for orchiectomy and penectomy procedures, breast augmentation, and monthly doctor visits throughout the transition process,” said Crimson Tide Foundation spokesperson Keith Stokes, responding to public outcry regarding reports that the group bankrolled more than $50,000 in expenses for the four-time national champion’s ongoing hormonal replacement therapy throughout the past 18 months. “We haven’t broken any NCAA rules, and we have every right to pay for Coach Saban’s facial hair removal through electrolysis, as well as cover aesthetic follow-up procedures to make facial features more feminine. Nicole brought us three national titles and has done so much for our school, so we just want to make sure she’s happy. Roll tide.” The boosters group was reportedly adamant, however, that it had nothing to do with Alabama offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin’s recent vaginoplasty, explaining that the procedure was included as part of the 39-year-old’s severance deal from USC.
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:23 pm to Pigimus Prime
Why did anyone think this would be funny?
never mind it appears some are amused by sex change humor.
never mind it appears some are amused by sex change humor.
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:24 pm to Aman
The Onion is rarely funny, but this one isn't the worst.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:29 pm to Pigimus Prime
I've seen worse tits.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:31 pm to 3down10
It was a little funny. Cmon Its Halloween, Nick Sabans birthday.
Happy birthday coach!
If youre listening.
Happy birthday coach!
If youre listening.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:31 pm to Pigimus Prime
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The boosters group was reportedly adamant, however, that it had nothing to do with Alabama offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin’s recent vaginoplasty, explaining that the procedure was included as part of the 39-year-old’s severance deal from USC.
the only funny part.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:32 pm to 3down10
You guys are a bunch of sticks in the mud, Jesus.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:33 pm to Pigimus Prime
Good attempt... Now crimson colored fingernails would have made this real funny.
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:34 pm to Pigimus Prime
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You guys are a bunch of sticks in the mud, Jesus
I upvoted...Jose'
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:39 pm to Pigimus Prime
UA and CTF would get coach much better
work than Bruce Jenner. Bet that...
work than Bruce Jenner. Bet that...
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:50 pm to Pigimus Prime
Boobs still smaller than Bert's...obviously not the work of REC
Posted on 10/31/14 at 4:23 pm to KennesawTiger
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I lol'd
You must love Pauly Shore movies.
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