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re: Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs at Publix

Posted on 4/30/14 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9823 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 3:13 pm to


Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 3:26 pm to
Now that I can make fun of the black man thieving crab legs from publix, that national championship loss doesn't hurt so bad
Posted by Dirty Whistle
Member since Jul 2011
1159 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 3:54 pm to
I can hear him saying " I thought da sayin was take a leg den I herd it was break a leg den..ya know"
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19450 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 5:07 pm to
What exactly is the logistics for heisting crab legs? King crab? Snow?
Posted by wrecking crew
Canada
Member since Apr 2014
1108 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 5:11 pm to
It is time for a team vote
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Jameis Winston arrested for shoplifting crab legs at Publix
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Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 5:28 pm to
My buddy got caught shoplifting some cough syrup a few years back -- received a 1,000 dollar fine, one year of probation and additional fines on top of that one after losing his job.

It must be super nice to get away with this kinda stuff.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 5:37 pm to
Arrested for stealing crablegs is more embarrassing than a botched rape.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19506 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 6:57 pm to
knew there was something fishy about this guy
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 7:07 pm to
So many run ins with the law.

What a shellfish douche.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 4/30/14 at 7:48 pm to
Crab is good
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