re: Royals Forever Suck. Cardinals Are Best MLB Franchise. No Debate. Case Closed

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Eric Hosmer Salvador Perez (signed for 100,000) Alex Gordon (best left fielder in Al) Greg Holland (best closer in MLB, 8th round pick) Aaron Crow Yordano Ventura (signed for 50,000) Billy Butler Kelvin Herrera Jarod Dyson (5oth round pick All these players were developed in royals farm system

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Wow, you guys are better than anyone else. What an amazing embarrassment of riches you have amassed.

With that lineup and staff I'll just go ahead and call the MLB offices and tell them to etch Kansas City Royals on the next 15 trophies.

I'm not even sure why we should even play another season, frick it you guys win.

God damned Royals fans. Get a fricking clue. The last time you guys won anything my balls were hairless and Madonna was hot.

We get it, we should all recognize that you've finally got it back together again after sitting on the shitter for the last 29 years.

You're all almost as hopeless as Cubs fans.

Know your proper place in the fricking pecking order, losers.