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re: The chronicles of the Aggie Longhorn split. Nobody wants to do business ..

Posted on 6/17/13 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by LSU GrandDad
houston, texas
Member since Jun 2009
21564 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 5:37 pm to
i actually read that. it seems accurate and funny as hell. good job. i doubt if any of the instant messaging crowd got past the first coupla sentences though.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

WhiskeyBent


Jesus Christ man... you will ALWAYS be the Longhorns little bitch.

A year removed with a lot of success and you still obsess over those losers.

Please do the SEC and real Aggies a favor and kill yourself.
Posted by WhiskeyBent
Member since Jul 2007
1132 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 6:03 pm to
Your butt hurt, your mad, fail, your jimmies are rustled , add gifs


pussy.
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 6:10 pm
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19680 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 6:37 pm to
Enjoyed it.

The shorthorns tried to big-time the whole game with their LHN and aTm stuffed it in their @$$. That "little sliver" on the east side owns the state now thanks to the SEC connection. Good for them.

Now if my Missouri Tigers stop embarrassing themselves...
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 6:38 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
101696 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 6:47 pm to
All I got from that is that Rick Barnes has withdrawn his name from consideration again.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

All I got from that is that Rick Barnes has withdrawn his name from consideration again.


Belle, here is a recent photo of Rick

Posted by Sig
dallas
Member since Oct 2010
2039 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:19 pm to
Should be required reading by any conference thinking about adding those frickers.. I'd say it is about 99% accurate.

Posted by ATLabama
Member since Jan 2013
1602 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:26 pm to
While I am still very happy with the addition of A&M , I hate the 'little brother' baggage that they bring along, and that of course, is saddled among the others in the SEC West.

I don't understand why A&M/Miss. State/Auburn just can't be happy with their own programs strides[Ok, I can see why Auburn isn't] and stop chiding on their big brother opponent in their state.

You think if Texas was the ones leaving the Big XII for the SEC that we'd have even 1/3rd the amount of crap about their ex-rival? frick no.

Aggies, y'all came in and did really well. I'm happy you did--it gets all of those folks in your big state watching SEC conference games. However, the thing about the SEC is that excellence in this conference requires sustained success. You still finished THIRD in the SEC, all with the help of the best player in the country.

The best form of retaliation (I assume that's what you're looking for) is quite simply, apathy. When you get to the point that the Longhorns section in the Dallas Morning News/Houston Chronicle is as enticing to read about as Rice Women's basketball, you will have finally lifted yourself out of the realm of being a 'little-brother.'

Stop comparing yourself to your Ex-rival, and focus on revamping that offensive line, or getting Manziel's mind right for the upcoming season. Texas A&M showed up in mighty fashion. Now that you're no surprise, you won't sneak up on anyone.

Even as an Alabama fan, I understand you can't take anything for granted. If you ask most Alabama folks on this board, they will state the most talented team on both sides of the ball was the 2010 team, which lost 3 games. It takes a hell of a lot more than talent to win, and the focus for you guys should be your new rivals, not your old ones.

Looking forward to our week 3 game.

Btw... sweet shirts.
Posted by AirRaidTT
Grapevine, TX
Member since May 2008
2683 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:41 pm to
Completely agree with this. A&M has had one successful year, while Texas is on the down turn. Congratulations. These things happen in cycles. Texas will be on top some years, A&M will be on top in others.

The only logical explanation A&M fans are thumping their chests about it is because they didn't expect so many accomplishments this past year.

Enjoy it though. UT's athletic programs are collectively terrible right now.


Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13474 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

You expect anyone to read all of that?
Posted by WhiskeyBent
Member since Jul 2007
1132 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:06 pm to
Only a few have read it. It has mostly to do with politics and business. The football part is gravy. If you think this is about obsessing you are an idoit. Lots of Texas politics going on in this. It is a story that likely will be a 30 for 30. Lots of shite was going down.

AT Bama I dont even think you read it. Also - the recruiting will always be a rivalry so the connection is different. If Auburn changed conferences you think you would stop discussing history. No. This obsessing thing is a word the youth uses and it is so weak. In fact this whole generation has such weak bullshite it is unbelievable.

But let me thank you for adding the word obsess to my list


Your butt hurt, your mad, fail, your jimmies are rustled , obsess much - add gifs

Good Lord that shite is weak. Bring that gay smack back into the 80's punks. You could tweet a picture of your jimmies being kicked up your arse.

Seriously - that is all yall say. You mad, jimmies rustled, obsess, fail. Pitiful. 80's dudes would pork your chicks.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
59156 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:24 pm to
Again, I don't understand how you can post this and say it's b/c you hate their lies when there are several half truths and some out and out false info in there.

I have nothing against dumping on Dodds and the sanctimonious leadership down in Austin but you do kind of come off as a little obsessed and filled with butthurt when everything in the post isn't entirely accurate.
Posted by jem77
Memphis
Member since Sep 2011
255 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Only a few have read it. It has mostly to do with politics and business. The football part is gravy. If you think this is about obsessing you are an idoit. Lots of Texas politics going on in this. It is a story that likely will be a 30 for 30. Lots of shite was going down.

AT Bama I dont even think you read it. Also - the recruiting will always be a rivalry so the connection is different. If Auburn changed conferences you think you would stop discussing history. No. This obsessing thing is a word the youth uses and it is so weak. In fact this whole generation has such weak bullshite it is unbelievable.

But let me thank you for adding the word obsess to my list


Your butt hurt, your mad, fail, your jimmies are rustled , obsess much - add gifs

Good Lord that shite is weak. Bring that gay smack back into the 80's punks. You could tweet a picture of your jimmies being kicked up your arse.

Seriously - that is all yall say. You mad, jimmies rustled, obsess, fail. Pitiful. 80's dudes would pork your chicks.


I'd like to thank WhiskeyBent for that authentic frontier jibberish.
Posted by WhiskeyBent
Member since Jul 2007
1132 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:38 pm to
you seem obsessed with me and butthurt with swollen rustled jimmies.

Posted by Choctaw Hog
Member since Nov 2006
7586 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

You expect anyone to read all of that?


I did and got several laughs reading it. Kudos for an interesting read.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
59156 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 8:44 pm to
no I just don't get why this horn hate needed to be on the rant.

then when you said you hate lies while posting some of your own well... hey if you want to look like a hypocrite fine by me.
This post was edited on 6/17/13 at 8:46 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46651 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:10 pm to
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read one fricking word of that.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46651 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:13 pm to
quote:

Nice to see that even though little brother moved out, they still haven't moved on


Says the TEXAS FAN with the following username:

quote:

aTm's conference now


On an SEC BOARD.

Posted by WhiskeyBent
Member since Jul 2007
1132 posts
Posted on 6/17/13 at 9:19 pm to
Go back to the WAC Board there Horn - you need to prepare to Boise yourself into a good bowl.

Obsession of sec board noted.



Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19680 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

Go back to the WAC Board there Horn - you need to prepare to Boise yourself into a good bowl.

Obsession of sec board noted


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