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Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:16 pm to tduecen
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Go out to the bar and when he is talking to a girl, walk up to them and tell her, "just wait to see what happens when he offers you 18k" then walk away
This would be so awesome
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:17 pm to Patton
and you don't hang out? I have friends a few hours away and we hang out, just maybe only once a month
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:17 pm to bamafan425
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Keep it and tell him if he ever contacts a girl you know again you'll post it to Facebook or send it to his parents.
Sounds good to me too.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:20 pm to tduecen
Nah we do when he's in town. But he has no reason to come over here
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:20 pm to Patton
Get your ex to respond and say shell do the pictures.
Then send him a pic of your left nut. And say "'my left nut bitch".
I got a great story ill post about that later when in on my computer.
Then send him a pic of your left nut. And say "'my left nut bitch".
I got a great story ill post about that later when in on my computer.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:23 pm to Patton
quote:Tell him you need a wingman
But he has no reason to come over here
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:23 pm to bamafan425
Haha reminds me of the first episode of Workaholics
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:30 pm to Patton
It's too good to wait.
So we have this friend that we continually give shite. One of my best friends but he is so easy to pick on. He likes glee and all that bull shite.
Anyways he has a best girl friend from high school. He tried to switch the name of a girl in my phone to his name so he could text me. I caught him. So I later did it to him. Switched a girl with our friend Mos number.
I tell Mo. Who played it PERFECTLY. It was beautiful.
Mo texts our friend as the girl and says "haha guess what I'm wearing?!l"
And apparently some inside joke so our friend says "Your banana pants?"
Mo:"yeah. With banana panties. Ill send you a picture."
Mo: "on second thought you can't handle the picture"
Our friend: "send the freakin picture. I can handle it"
Mo:"I don't know if you can handle this"
All the while our friend is giggling and acting all giddy. We ask him why as he says oh no reason. Just this text message. Nothing big.
Mo then leaves the room and takes a pic of his left nut and says "'my left nut bitch".
Mo is from Peru so it was obviously his nut.
Our friend looks at his phone and his face just goes white and sad. He says no no no no. You arse holes and throws his phone down and starts chasing Mo.
It was top 3 funniest moments of my life.
So we have this friend that we continually give shite. One of my best friends but he is so easy to pick on. He likes glee and all that bull shite.
Anyways he has a best girl friend from high school. He tried to switch the name of a girl in my phone to his name so he could text me. I caught him. So I later did it to him. Switched a girl with our friend Mos number.
I tell Mo. Who played it PERFECTLY. It was beautiful.
Mo texts our friend as the girl and says "haha guess what I'm wearing?!l"
And apparently some inside joke so our friend says "Your banana pants?"
Mo:"yeah. With banana panties. Ill send you a picture."
Mo: "on second thought you can't handle the picture"
Our friend: "send the freakin picture. I can handle it"
Mo:"I don't know if you can handle this"
All the while our friend is giggling and acting all giddy. We ask him why as he says oh no reason. Just this text message. Nothing big.
Mo then leaves the room and takes a pic of his left nut and says "'my left nut bitch".
Mo is from Peru so it was obviously his nut.
Our friend looks at his phone and his face just goes white and sad. He says no no no no. You arse holes and throws his phone down and starts chasing Mo.
It was top 3 funniest moments of my life.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 12:36 pm to mwlewis
If you knew the two people, it'd make it even better.
Mo did it all on his own besides me switching the number. I've never seen something executed so perfectly.
I just sent a group message to all the guys who were there reminding them of it.
Mo did it all on his own besides me switching the number. I've never seen something executed so perfectly.
I just sent a group message to all the guys who were there reminding them of it.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 1:47 pm to Patton
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How do I handle this?
People fricking suck. Grab a beer, throw the tennis ball for your dog, and forget about how shitty people are. That's my way of handling things anyway.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 2:06 pm to TbirdSpur2010
In dis biatch, got a spaghetti on the stove. It's better, not good but better.
Posted on 5/13/13 at 3:59 pm to lurkr
This board has gone to shite with all of the gross/weird threads.
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