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Dat A&M QB Johnny Manziel? You know dat white boy freshman dat dun won da Heisman an' shite? Well, Tuesday he say he dun banned his own arse from Twitta, cuz bitches and fools be all up in shite dat ain't none 'day bid'ness. Lass couple weeks, bitch-arse haters is playin' Johnny fo a fool 'bout shite up in his crib and shite dun gone down in da hood.

Just lass week, sum fool dun act like he da shite when Johnny throw a pick. Johnny ain't let no punk-arse fool dis him and shite, so Johnny bust dat n***a and da whole crew 'bout to throw down. Head Pimp Sumlin say he ain't see shite when Johnny pop da n***a, but he say it ain't no thang. shite like dat happen all da time.

Erry since Johnny dun won dat Heisman an’ beat dat arse 11-2, n***as be all up in his shite all ovah dis bitch from facebook to frickbook, fool. Fo' sho' n***a, it's sum bullshite up in here.

Kaiser, you are officially blacker than me

That was awesome

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Posted by KaiserSoze99

Member since Aug 2011

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Posted on 3/28/13 at 3:16 pm to TbirdSpur2010

Often, when people read or hear my second language spoken by natives in public or in popular music, they tend to regard it as "base" or "uneducated," but a dedicated student of the dialect such as myself sees the beautiful efficiency and poetic genius therein. Indeed, all aspects of said dialect embrace Shakespeare's maxim on verbiage efficiency coined in his timeless epic Hamlet. When Polonious was ordered by the King to keep an eye on Hamlet, his report to the King was as follows:
My liege, and madam, to expostulate
What majesty should be, what duty is,
What day is day, night night, and time is time,
Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time;
Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes,
I will be brief. Your noble son is mad. . . .