Started By
Message
Posted on 1/17/13 at 6:49 pm to TheNotoriousGOP
What's wrong with that pic?
Posted on 1/17/13 at 6:51 pm to TheNotoriousGOP
Not that it matters, but the Alabama logo on AJ looks photoshopped
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:02 pm to Ball Gravy
Seriously folks, you can't make this shite up ! What kind of mind are we talking about ? An imaginary Girl Friend ? I wonder if he ever got an imaginary blow job ?
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:03 pm to FamousAmos
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:09 pm to loopdog
quote:
I wonder if he ever got an imaginary blow job
Who hasn't?
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:11 pm to Bellabama
quote:
If he thought she was real and lied about their relationship in a scam for self promotion, only to be caught up in an internet scam because the person was fake, it's pretty funny.
Somebody read my reconstructed story of Te'o as a victim
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:11 pm to Duke
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 4:20 pm
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:13 pm to MrTide33
quote:
Somebody read my reconstructed story of Te'o as a victim
I didn't, but great minds think alike!
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:13 pm to Duke
quote:
Who hasn't?
I'm giving one right now.
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:14 pm to JDM1992
quote:
Can Mormons fap? Serious question.
I want to say that they can fap, but they can't do The Stranger.
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:18 pm to JDM1992
quote:
Can Mormons fap? Serious question.
I just googled Mormon Masturbation. Apparently it's taboo.
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:21 pm to Bellabama
This post was edited on 2/13/13 at 4:19 pm
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:28 pm to Bellabama
quote:
I just googled Mormon Masturbation
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:35 pm to Bellabama
... The whole thread got deleted... Something is fishy...
MY timeline:
Te'o meets Lennay online. Teo tells his family he met her in person because he is embarrassed
Lennay fake dies. Te'o tells daddy he met her online. Daddy Teo comes up with a plot to make his son win awards. He spices up the story with fabricated hawaii trips and meetings between Teo and Lennay. Manti does this as well, partly to save embarrasment.
Teo enjoys the limelight, while still honestly grieving who he believes to have been a real person.
Lennay calls to restart the relationship. Teo is spooked. He soon realizes it was a hoax though and prepares his story
MY timeline:
Te'o meets Lennay online. Teo tells his family he met her in person because he is embarrassed
Lennay fake dies. Te'o tells daddy he met her online. Daddy Teo comes up with a plot to make his son win awards. He spices up the story with fabricated hawaii trips and meetings between Teo and Lennay. Manti does this as well, partly to save embarrasment.
Teo enjoys the limelight, while still honestly grieving who he believes to have been a real person.
Lennay calls to restart the relationship. Teo is spooked. He soon realizes it was a hoax though and prepares his story
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:57 pm to Bellabama
quote:
Can Mormons fap? Serious question.
someone's about to get a lot of weird banner ads
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:58 pm to ukraine_rebel
quote:
someone's about to get a lot of weird banner ads
If I get a banner ad for a gay cruise, everyone here knows why.
Posted on 1/17/13 at 7:59 pm to MrSEC
cough -- "15 national championships" -- cough
Posted on 1/17/13 at 10:52 pm to MrTide33
In the end, spin machine will confirm Manti was definitely a victim.
All media outlets will then blame Manti's horrible performance in BCSNCG on this heavy burden. Will begin to speculate whether Alabama would have won game under different circumstances all off season.
After political fallout causes Teo to go undrafted NCAA will grant him an 'Emotional Redshirt' for an additional year of eligibility and a second chance to win BCSNCG.
Will lose that game to TAMU.
All media outlets will then blame Manti's horrible performance in BCSNCG on this heavy burden. Will begin to speculate whether Alabama would have won game under different circumstances all off season.
After political fallout causes Teo to go undrafted NCAA will grant him an 'Emotional Redshirt' for an additional year of eligibility and a second chance to win BCSNCG.
Will lose that game to TAMU.
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News