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Posted on 5/10/13 at 12:31 am to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/10/13 at 12:31 am to Jefferson Dawg
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DawgRant Drinking Thread Sub-Thread: Lame Beer Gimmicks..........
Breaks Down Like This: If the lid of your beer can isn't painted gold, then most likely the "taste" evaporated weeks ago............and you are shite out of luck.
Sorry. You should have chosen a beer with engineers on staff that were smart enough to protect from "taste evaporation" with gold paint on the lid.
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Posted on 5/10/13 at 12:58 am to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/10/13 at 11:16 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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DawgRant Drinking Thread Sub-Thread: Lame Beer Gimmicks..........
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The "taste protector lid" continued...............
Just went for more beer. Noticed two more things on this tip..........
1) The "taste"-protector-lid-FRAUD is still in high-gear..............and...
2) The exact same company that protects "taste" by painting can tops gold........ALSO...........features their marquee "champagne of beers".......... in C-L-E-A-R.... frickING.........B-O-T-T-L-E-S ! - ! - ! - !!!!!!...........................
wAKE UP................
Posted on 5/11/13 at 8:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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DawgRant Drinking Thread Sub-Thread: Lame Beer Gimmicks..........
Two new updates from The Front Lines.......
1) My investigation into this topic has revealed that christopher stole that shite about the "shotgunnable can" from a parody website. And he never even admitted this fact even after I offered him instructions on how to navigate the commie U.S. patent system. That's fricked up..
And...........
2) Coors Light has 'seen' Miller's absurdity and 'raised'.............
Watch This: ................LINK...............
Notes:
-I guarantee you there's a line of people standing outside some neon movie theater right now....like cattle.....waiting to be entertained. Meanwhile......... you can look at a beer can and be entertained for free.
-INteresting choice of Ice Cube as the spokesman for the double-vented wide mouth. Are they appealing to people with big lips and implying that they'll be able to slurp shitty beer out of these cans more easily?
(not being "racist", just real)............because i don't understand what the frick a double wide mouth does. -How long before the triple-vented wide mouth?
-Exciting times!!!!!!!!!!
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