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Posted on 5/5/13 at 6:31 pm to Chris_topher
Posted on 5/5/13 at 6:31 pm to Chris_topher
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The Coors Brewing Company announced today that they will soon begin offering Coors Light in a new “shotgunnable can” that will feature a second tab on its side to allow for easy shotgunning.
Now THAT'S funny right there....
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Posted on 5/5/13 at 6:55 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Jeffery
Your flirting with Chrissy is getting a little overbearing, would you mind simmering down with it just a touch.
Posted on 5/5/13 at 7:08 pm to Spunky
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Your flirting with Chrissy is getting a little overbearing, would you mind simmering down with it just a touch.
Look. I understand that you get bewildered when someone actually creates something with their OWN mind like Christopher just did.....instead of regurgitating/repeating/and/or/cat-gifing, but whatever..........
Christopher, The more I think about it. That shite is genius. Not sure if a goliath like Coors, MIller, or Budweiser could pull it off because it's un-PC........but if you could get your shotgun-tab-idea to a bottom-feeder like a Keystone Light, a PBR, or a Natural LIght........... combined with a special-edition Talladega can????!!! You'll be rich.
Damn. WIsh I'd a thought of it.........
Posted on 5/5/13 at 9:13 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Christopher: LINK
Do you have an attorney?
It's not that I agree with the commie U.S. patent system............but it's part of the red tape you're about to have to jump through........
Do you have an attorney?
It's not that I agree with the commie U.S. patent system............but it's part of the red tape you're about to have to jump through........
Posted on 5/9/13 at 9:21 am to Jefferson Dawg
I'll be heading up to Maine on the 19th. Got any suggestions on good beer?
Posted on 5/9/13 at 12:46 pm to JoLeUGA
I upvoted this thread.
Posted on 5/9/13 at 12:56 pm to JoLeUGA
Windjammer Blonde Ale and Cabin Fever Winter Stock Ale from SEA DOG BREWING COMPANY 
Posted on 5/9/13 at 7:53 pm to DawgCountry
Getting some beers in before the weekend. Will be pulling 5 days straight Turkey hunting from Saturday thru Wednesday. Good times
Posted on 5/9/13 at 8:59 pm to Spunky
Wine. Red. Good.
Posted on 5/9/13 at 9:12 pm to FinleyStreet
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FinleyStreet
You should post self pix
Posted on 5/9/13 at 9:12 pm to FinleyStreet
Murphy Goode Cab
Not amazing, not terrible.
Not amazing, not terrible.
Posted on 5/10/13 at 12:31 am to Jefferson Dawg
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DawgRant Drinking Thread Sub-Thread: Lame Beer Gimmicks..........
Breaks Down Like This: If the lid of your beer can isn't painted gold, then most likely the "taste" evaporated weeks ago............and you are shite out of luck.
Sorry. You should have chosen a beer with engineers on staff that were smart enough to protect from "taste evaporation" with gold paint on the lid.
Posted on 5/10/13 at 12:58 am to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/10/13 at 6:39 pm to Chef Leppard
What's everyone got planned tonight?
Posted on 5/10/13 at 7:14 pm to WG_Dawg
Big steak,lots of beer and a blow job.
Posted on 5/10/13 at 7:17 pm to Spunky
Nice. I'm just chilling at home drinking some beer watching TV. No real plans tonight.
Got 7 more days til I move out of alabama and get my arse back to Georgia. Can't wait.
Got 7 more days til I move out of alabama and get my arse back to Georgia. Can't wait.
Posted on 5/10/13 at 11:16 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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DawgRant Drinking Thread Sub-Thread: Lame Beer Gimmicks..........
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The "taste protector lid" continued...............
Just went for more beer. Noticed two more things on this tip..........
1) The "taste"-protector-lid-FRAUD is still in high-gear..............and...
2) The exact same company that protects "taste" by painting can tops gold........ALSO...........features their marquee "champagne of beers".......... in C-L-E-A-R.... frickING.........B-O-T-T-L-E-S ! - ! - ! - !!!!!!...........................
wAKE UP................
Posted on 5/11/13 at 6:49 am to Jefferson Dawg
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MillerCoors has found a new way to “protect” its Miller Lite bottles and cans. The Taste Protector Cap, found on bottles, features a special seal to lock out air and lock in taste, while preventing the beer from ever touching metal. The same idea applies to Miller Lite cans, where a Taste Protector Lid provides a barrier to block out the metal can taste while sealing in the beer’s taste.
Go back to sleep, douche
Posted on 5/11/13 at 9:53 am to Chef Leppard
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MillerCoors has found a new way to “protect” its Miller Lite bottles and cans.
False. They changed nothing about their can other than to start painting the lids gold and making up some gibberish about inventing a new space-age "taste protector" technology. LINK.............
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The Taste Protector Cap, found on bottles, features a special seal to lock out air and lock in taste, while preventing the beer from ever touching metal.
False. The taste protector cap is no different from the old cap, or the caps of any other mass-market beer..... except for the gibberish. If they really wanted to lock out air, they would get rid of the twist-off tops altogether and use pry-offs. There is a reason why you need an actual bottle-opener to open up a decent bottled beer.
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The same idea applies to Miller Lite cans, where a Taste Protector Lid provides a barrier to block out the metal can taste while sealing in the beer’s taste.
What about the rest of the can? It's metal too right? Why "taste protection" only for the lid? This doesn't make any sense. Did you even read this shite, or just cut n paste?
And again.....if Miller was actually concerned about the "taste protection" of their product.... why do they use clear bottles for Miller High Life?
I mean........they figured out the need to put beer and wine in dark colored bottles to protect from light back before electricity was invented. Nothing makes sense in this world.
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Go back to sleep, douche
Never.
Posted on 5/11/13 at 5:22 pm to WG_Dawg
Captain and Coke before I head out to destroy a keg of Natty
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