re: Malzahn has let go of all Auburn assistants...dear Admins, just anchor this

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I don’t give a frick who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fricking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fricking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fricking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a frick how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fricking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fricking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the frick out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fricking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fricking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fricking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great frickng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fricking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fricking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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