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re: Bama Teabagger Update with photo.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:53 pm to Latarian
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:53 pm to Latarian
It's well known that New Orleans is very lenient on most laws involving drinking but they will bust your arse for pissing on the street and definitely for whipping out your balls on rubbing them on another dudes neck in a public place.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:53 pm to AUTiger83
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Note to GUMPS: don't pull out your ball sac in public. Especially do not sit it on nearby folks who may appear to be sleeping. It could get you in trouble.
This is going to upset a lot of folks who thought it was routine victory procedure back home
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:54 pm to Latarian
except we didn't throw the book at him. we cut him a pretty good deal considering he is serving about 1/5th or so of the time he could be and doesn't have to register as a sex offender. If i was d.a the book would have been thrown
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:57 pm to heartbreakTiger
again, case happens in any other state the sentence is probably a few months AT MOST, probably probation. the only people that don't see this are LSU fans because they are biased based on the situation.
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 11:58 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 11:59 pm to Latarian
Or we could be like people from Arkansas and act like rubbing your genitals on face of an unconscious drunk is standard procedure and it was the drunk's fault for being passed out.
Moron
Moron
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:00 am to Latarian
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Lousiana (specifically NOLA) is hypocritical, they market themselves as a party city, makes millions off drinking and debauchery yet when an Alabama football fan pulls a sophomoric prank at the expense of a fan of the home state football team then by God lets throw the book at him.
Wow you just don't get it. Regardless if the city makes money of you or not it doesn't give you the right to act like a douche in public. There has to e consequences for your actions especially when the teabagger is a grown arse man and not a juvenile.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:00 am to Latarian
bullshite, he did something stupid in public. I really dont understand why people feel bad for a fricking dumbass. I have been drunk plenty of times and I have never once thought it was a good idea to pull my dick out and go face fricking passed out people, even ones that weren't passed out in public.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:03 am to TheWhizzinator
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pulls a sophomoric prank
I guess that's the real divide here. Some people see it as a sophomoric prank. Others see it as sexual assault.
In my eyes and the eyes of the law, a grown man rubbing his genitals on an unsuspecting teenager is sexual assault.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:05 am to victoire sécurisé
anyone with a lick of common sense knows its sexual assault when its a stranger.
I could buy the prank shite if its in private and a person you know but in a public place with a stranger its sexual assault. Who really thinks its a good idea to pull a prank like that on a stranger besides bama fans
I could buy the prank shite if its in private and a person you know but in a public place with a stranger its sexual assault. Who really thinks its a good idea to pull a prank like that on a stranger besides bama fans
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:08 am to Latarian
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You mad you lost the game so you abuse the legal system to exact revenge. Talk about backwoods.
I don't think you quite understand how the legal system operates.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:08 am to heartbreakTiger
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in private and a person you know
Still assault.
Kicking your best friend in the nuts as a joke is still assault.
Stealing your friend's car as a joke is still theft.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:10 am to Latarian
At what lengths will Arky fans stop sticking up for Bama? They get rolled every year by Bama yet stick up for them and talk shite for them and an unsuspecting dude gets sexually assaulted in a public place yet Arky still sticks up for a grown arse man who should know better. You exhibit as much class as your former coach.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:11 am to victoire sécurisé
well yea by law it still is but at that point those are all pranks. you dont usually prank strangers and friends aren't likely to call the cops and press charges against you for those things listed if they know its a prank.
I dont know why these threads about the bama fan keep coming up over and over.
I dont know why these threads about the bama fan keep coming up over and over.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:12 am to heartbreakTiger
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Who really thinks its a good idea to pull a prank like that on a stranger besides bama fans
Evidently Arky fans think its a good idea as well which is exhibited by Latarian fervently sticking up for a dumb Gump.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:16 am to Latarian
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again, case happens in any other state the sentence is probably a few months AT MOST, probably probation.
Sure. Make stuff up. Or is this due to your exhaustive research of the nation's various sexual assault laws? If you rub your 30 year old genitals on another person without their consent it is a felony everywhere. The fact that your retarded frat buddies did that if you passed out is not a defense to what the rest of the normal world thinks and codifies in the state laws.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:18 am to heartbreakTiger
The message they are sending is that while it is encouraged to have a good time in Nola you still can't act like a sex offender.
Try whipping your nuts out even during Mardi Gras and see how quick the cops are on your arse.
Nola is far from perfect but you still have to control dumb tourists regardless if they are from Alabama or Ohio or New York.
Try whipping your nuts out even during Mardi Gras and see how quick the cops are on your arse.
Nola is far from perfect but you still have to control dumb tourists regardless if they are from Alabama or Ohio or New York.
This post was edited on 11/30/12 at 12:21 am
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:18 am to TheWhizzinator
i think that is more of lat just trolling because it has to do with LSU
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:23 am to heartbreakTiger
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i think that is more of lat just trolling because it has to do with LSU
I understand but the Arky fans bama boner fluffing gets old
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:26 am to gatorubet
La. Rev. Stat. 14.43.1
§43.1.
A. Sexual battery is the intentional touching of the anus or genitals of the victim by the offender using any instrumentality or any part of the body of the offender, or the touching of the anus or genitals of the offender by the victim using any instrumentality or any part of the body of the victim, when any of the following occur:
(1) The offender acts without the consent of the victim.
(2) The act is consensual but the other person, who is not the spouse of the offender, has not yet attained fifteen years of age and is at least three years younger than the offender.
(3) The offender is seventeen years of age or older and any of the following exist:
(a) The act is without consent of the victim, and the victim is prevented from resisting the act because either of the following conditions exist:
(i) The victim has paraplegia, quadriplegia, or is otherwise physically incapable of preventing the act due to a physical disability.
(ii) The victim is incapable, through unsoundness of mind, of understanding the nature of the act, and the offender knew or should have known of the victim’s incapacity.
(b) The act is without consent of the victim, and the victim is sixty-five years of age or older.
§43.1.
A. Sexual battery is the intentional touching of the anus or genitals of the victim by the offender using any instrumentality or any part of the body of the offender, or the touching of the anus or genitals of the offender by the victim using any instrumentality or any part of the body of the victim, when any of the following occur:
(1) The offender acts without the consent of the victim.
(2) The act is consensual but the other person, who is not the spouse of the offender, has not yet attained fifteen years of age and is at least three years younger than the offender.
(3) The offender is seventeen years of age or older and any of the following exist:
(a) The act is without consent of the victim, and the victim is prevented from resisting the act because either of the following conditions exist:
(i) The victim has paraplegia, quadriplegia, or is otherwise physically incapable of preventing the act due to a physical disability.
(ii) The victim is incapable, through unsoundness of mind, of understanding the nature of the act, and the offender knew or should have known of the victim’s incapacity.
(b) The act is without consent of the victim, and the victim is sixty-five years of age or older.
This post was edited on 11/30/12 at 12:30 am
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:26 am to TheWhizzinator
Moral of the story, don't be a stupid frick. /thread
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