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re: tFlagshipper 101 Orientation Thread

Posted on 11/28/12 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by whataboar
Little Rock, Ark.
Member since Sep 2009
479 posts
Posted on 11/28/12 at 9:45 pm to
Is it possible to only post once about every other month and still be a decent poster? Do I need to rethink my strategy of moderation?
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13454 posts
Posted on 11/28/12 at 9:47 pm to
25. Try to troll as many fanbases at once as is humanly possible. See my current thread on coaching changes board for further studies
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
58134 posts
Posted on 11/28/12 at 11:08 pm to
I graduated this class a few months ago. Will it count toward college credits?
Posted by Hogssmellgood
Hog in Vol land
Member since Nov 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:54 am to
Hello, I am here for my orientation. I have all my supplies so I'll just sit over here and wait for everyone else to get here before we start.

Ok srsly, I have been lurking here since before ATPB. I tried to sign up but it either took forever to get my account activated or I was bad at the internets. Anyways, I gave up on it and I figured our coaching search/Jeff Long troll job would be as good a time as any to try again. So yeah, Go Hogs and all that.
Posted by Notherdamnhog
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5970 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 7:28 am to
Excellent primer C.

Will test results be posted?
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 7:59 am to
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4. We have the highest % of wimmenz posters, encourage your lady friends to enjoy the fun. Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.


Posted by oklahogjr
Gold Membership
Member since Jan 2010
36788 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 12:03 am to
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1. A hog related username is not required, and is in fact discouraged. I can attest to the difficulty in trolling and rumor planting when you out yourself as a Hog fan by your username. Rantards will still have a hard time figuring it out, but most other fanbases are pretty sharp.


damn I missed this one

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2. SunHog is not to be looked at directly in the eyes or spoken to unless spoken to.


well i've never looked him in the eyes. But i've watched him go to jail.

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3. We are expected to rally to aid of any flagshipper who has poked a hornet's nest, we never fail to get the last word or .gif in.


well I got this one down.

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4. We have the highest % of wimmenz posters, encourage your lady friends to enjoy the fun. Our ladies are intelligent, beautiful, devoted, and awesome fans that make tasty sammiches.


I like my women dumb, i'll instruct none of them to post here... plus they all think i'm insider because I get my info here faster than the arkansas media can break the story.

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5. DaleDenton is the finest picker to ever pick up a dobro.


Can't argue here.

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6. Hogville is not to be linked unless to be poked fun of. Acceptable monikers for that place are Tardville, HiV, Lanny's Losers, Douglas' a-hole.

don't be discrediting my main source of information. I get all my good insider info from here.

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7. Arkansas Media are jokes, please don't source them....... EVER.


Bo mattingly knows everything. I'm pretty sure he is well connected. I mean he is never wrong afterall.

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12. GSD... we don't like em, but sometimes they happen and usually the LR side is shamed.


I don't even understand why we still play games in fayetteville. The place isn't that great and the crowd always sucks compared to LR.

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Oklahogjr remarked once that SECrant.com is a like a refugee camp for posters that hate their homer fanbase.
at least you didn't forget me. HubbHog is still on my shite list.
Posted by CauleyHog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4618 posts
Posted on 11/30/12 at 3:11 pm to
im here. ive been a lurker for awhile now. must say yall have made me crack up almost every night. glad i finally decided to join in
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/14/13 at 11:30 pm to
bump for the 2013 newbs.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 8/9/13 at 2:00 pm to
Bump for the Bambi-eyed newbies.
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/9/13 at 2:03 pm to
This needs a sticky and a new *REQUIRED READING* tag in the subject...
Posted by Bear-O-Dactyl
tRock
Member since Oct 2012
1172 posts
Posted on 8/9/13 at 2:13 pm to
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12. GSD... we don't like em, but sometimes they happen and usually the LR side is shamed.


GSD is like Rocky IV. Little Rock gets beat up on for years and then in the final round pulls off a number 1 place to live ranking and scores the knock out. Communism is defeated and Bear-O-Dactyl's property value soars.
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10426 posts
Posted on 8/28/13 at 5:15 pm to
Okay, which one of you trolls is trolling the trolls on SECR as GumpmasterCommander? Got to be one of us Arky's.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 3:01 pm to
I just noticed my name on here. Where the hell are all my nudes?

I need some new material.
Posted by momentoftruth87
DeSantis Country
Member since Oct 2013
73728 posts
Posted on 10/22/13 at 9:30 pm to
Hey everyone, been lurking around for awhile now and created my account today. Definitely need some time to get up to yall's level but will do anything that I can to help out! I have been a member of Tardville and have had enough definitely like what i see here! Just wanted to say whats up and say hello! Go Hogs!!!
Posted by RazorbackLaw501
Member since May 2012
918 posts
Posted on 12/15/13 at 3:51 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/12/23 at 11:32 pm
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
49009 posts
Posted on 12/26/13 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by LumberHog
Wichita
Member since Dec 2013
17 posts
Posted on 1/30/14 at 10:35 pm to
Testing Post. Seeing if I have access to the Arkansas board.

Seeing as that I do, I guess I'll edit and introduce myself.

Just moved to Fayetteville this past August for graduate school. Completed my BS in Construction Management from Northern Arizona University. Both parents went to school at the University of Arkansas and my father also got his law degree from the U of A. Born a Hog, so it was only natural I wound up in Fayetteville at some point.

Anyways, I don't post often, but I'll throw in my two cents every now and then.

Nice meeting y'all and WPS.
This post was edited on 1/30/14 at 10:40 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 2/27/14 at 2:07 pm to
Hello, bacon. Good to be back aboard.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 3/1/14 at 10:22 am to
This board is awesome.
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