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Does Nick Saban Wear Shoe Inserts?
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:29 pm
Deadspin Sure Believes So
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It's pretty easy to find Nick Saban's height: Saban was a defensive back for the Kent State Golden Flashes for the 1970, 1971, and 1972 seasons and also played for the baseball team in 1972. Every year and for both teams, his height and weight were listed at 5-foot-6, 185 lbs. So he's about three and a half inches shorter than the average American male—ha ha, Nick Saban is short.
But here's where the plot thickens: Saban sure doesn't look 5-foot-6 when he's photographed next to other, taller people. There have long been rumors that Saban wears shoe lift inserts, the monument to male vanity that is to shortness what toupées are to baldness: people joke about it on Twitter, people have reported it from in-person interactions, and some people have even been fooled by the maneuver.
So let's go to the tape. It's tough to find images where both parties are standing to their full height—I don't think I've ever stood to my full height in my life—but with a little margin for error, it looks as though Saban's lifts give him about 3 inches, in line with the tallest you can buy.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 3:29 pm
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:30 pm to Lee County Tiger
quote:Ummm.. yes he does
Saban sure doesn't look 5-foot-6 when he's photographed next to other, taller people.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:32 pm to Lee County Tiger
Dont know.....but he wins a lot of football games!
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:33 pm to Lee County Tiger
Why do people care about his height? He's the best CFB coach in the country, and it's not even close.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:33 pm to Lee County Tiger
...kicked a lot of butt in Europe.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:34 pm to Lee County Tiger
No way Saban looks 5-9.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:34 pm to NashBamaFan
Who cares. Man is driven and a dang fine football coach.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:40 pm to Lee County Tiger
Only because Miss Terry wants him to. She hates having to look down at him.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:40 pm to ILoveLamp
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He's the best CFB coach in the country, and it's not even close.
Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:41 pm to Tennessee Jed
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Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.
Tell me what Kiffin has won.
Go on, tell me.
I'll wait.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:42 pm to Lee County Tiger
He's 4'9" but the ladies call him tripod so I don't think it's an issue.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:43 pm to BamaGradinTn
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Saban
At least his face is at breast-level for taller women.
Unfortunately, he is crotch-level for really tall people.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:43 pm to Lee County Tiger
Haha from an Auburn fan, no less.
The Alabama schools have either little brother syndrome or little man syndrome.
The Alabama schools have either little brother syndrome or little man syndrome.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:45 pm to Lee County Tiger
The Lying Lilliputian has the right to wear any shoe lift inserts he chooses.
When you win the way Tiny Dancer does, you can pretty much decide how tall you want to be.
When you win the way Tiny Dancer does, you can pretty much decide how tall you want to be.
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:51 pm to Tennessee Jed
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Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.
I'm not sure where I heard it but when Kiffin left UT for SC a sportswriter said Kiffen was born on third base and acted like he hit a home run.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 3:57 pm
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:55 pm to wdeinttown
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wdeinttown
Does Nick Saban Wear Shoe Inserts?
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Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.
I'm not sure where I heard it but when Kiffin left UT for SC a sportswriter said Kiffen was born on third base and acts like he hit a home run.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:02 pm to Lee County Tiger
quote:The butt hurt and jealousy is oozzzzzzzzzzing out!
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