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Does Nick Saban Wear Shoe Inserts?

Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:29 pm
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:29 pm
Deadspin Sure Believes So

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It's pretty easy to find Nick Saban's height: Saban was a defensive back for the Kent State Golden Flashes for the 1970, 1971, and 1972 seasons and also played for the baseball team in 1972. Every year and for both teams, his height and weight were listed at 5-foot-6, 185 lbs. So he's about three and a half inches shorter than the average American male—ha ha, Nick Saban is short.

But here's where the plot thickens: Saban sure doesn't look 5-foot-6 when he's photographed next to other, taller people. There have long been rumors that Saban wears shoe lift inserts, the monument to male vanity that is to shortness what toupées are to baldness: people joke about it on Twitter, people have reported it from in-person interactions, and some people have even been fooled by the maneuver.

So let's go to the tape. It's tough to find images where both parties are standing to their full height—I don't think I've ever stood to my full height in my life—but with a little margin for error, it looks as though Saban's lifts give him about 3 inches, in line with the tallest you can buy.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 3:29 pm
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14626 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:30 pm to
tidesessed
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

Saban sure doesn't look 5-foot-6 when he's photographed next to other, taller people.
Ummm.. yes he does
Posted by NashBamaFan
Nashville
Member since Mar 2011
3004 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:32 pm to
Dont know.....but he wins a lot of football games!
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:33 pm to
Why do people care about his height? He's the best CFB coach in the country, and it's not even close.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:33 pm to


...kicked a lot of butt in Europe.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11635 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:34 pm to
No way Saban looks 5-9.
Posted by allin2010
Auburn
Member since Aug 2011
18314 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:34 pm to
Who cares. Man is driven and a dang fine football coach.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:38 pm to
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
27764 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:40 pm to
Only because Miss Terry wants him to. She hates having to look down at him.
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

He's the best CFB coach in the country, and it's not even close.



Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 3:41 pm
Posted by ILoveLamp
Florida
Member since Aug 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.


Tell me what Kiffin has won.

Go on, tell me.

I'll wait.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:42 pm to
He's 4'9" but the ladies call him tripod so I don't think it's an issue.
Posted by Volsboozewomen
I'm a dude
Member since Sep 2011
1685 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Saban


At least his face is at breast-level for taller women.

Unfortunately, he is crotch-level for really tall people.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
21471 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:43 pm to
Haha from an Auburn fan, no less.

The Alabama schools have either little brother syndrome or little man syndrome.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84096 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:45 pm to
The Lying Lilliputian has the right to wear any shoe lift inserts he chooses.
When you win the way Tiny Dancer does, you can pretty much decide how tall you want to be.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by wdeinttown
Tuscaloosa
Member since Dec 2011
2976 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.


I'm not sure where I heard it but when Kiffin left UT for SC a sportswriter said Kiffen was born on third base and acted like he hit a home run.
This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 3:57 pm
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
27764 posts
Posted on 9/2/12 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

wdeinttown
Does Nick Saban Wear Shoe Inserts?
quote:
Coach Lane Kiffin says hi.


I'm not sure where I heard it but when Kiffin left UT for SC a sportswriter said Kiffen was born on third base and acts like he hit a home run.



This post was edited on 9/2/12 at 4:26 pm
Posted by Legend13
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/2/12 at 4:02 pm to
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Lee County Tiger
The butt hurt and jealousy is oozzzzzzzzzzing out!
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