re: How much thought did you put into your TD username???

I was given the name Zou Animal while confined at Alcatraz with the other animals. Al Capone (he was like a father to me) used to call me "Missouri Red", because whenever I got mad my face would turn bright red and the veins on my forehead would bulge and pulsate.

One day, Cappy and I (that's what we used to call good 'ole Al) were watching football with the rest of the inmates during our allotted hour that we received for good behavior.

Mizzou happened to be playing Tennessee on national television. Mizzou scored on a 50 yard touchdown pass and Cappy and I started to cheer. Suddenly, George "Machine Gun" Kelly (a Tennessee fan) stood up and said, "Frick you and you Missouri pussies!"

I stabbed both of his eyeballs with my toothpick and pissed up his nose in less than 2 seconds.

Cappy pulled me off of Machine Gun Kelly and said, "Boy, you a frickin' Zou Animal!" The name has stuck with me ever since...