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A nice twist on an old classic...
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:00 am
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:00 am
?'Twas the month before January in Roll Tide Town, Aubie the tiger had just been beat down. The trophies were placed on Coach Saban's mantel with care, he hoped that fourteen soon would be there. The Bama fans were nestled all snug in their beds. While visions of Richardson danced in their heads. He sprints down the field, he won't be beat, he jukes the "honey badger" right outta his cleats. Then ............on December 4th there rose such a clatter, I turned on ESPN to see what was the matter. The Final BCS standings had finally came, and LSU would never be the same. January 9th is our Christmas day, the Oklahoma State Cowboys couldn't take it away. Bama will have the Championship, the Crystal Ball, and the Crown, as well as sweet revenge on LSU near their hometown. And when the clock hits 00:00 in New Orleans that night, Santa will be at home, decked out in his Crimson and White. While the Bama fans are chanting Rammer Jammer with pride. Santa will simply
smile and say ROLL TIDE!
smile and say ROLL TIDE!
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:01 am to NashBamaFan
I would say roll tide but i am just confused
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:02 am to NashBamaFan
Your post reeks of white trash
This post was edited on 12/10/11 at 12:02 am
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:03 am to NashBamaFan
quote:
NASHBAMAFAN
You know how I know you're gay?
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:03 am to NashBamaFan
Last Christmas, I gave Chizik my heart...but the very next day he gave it away. This year, to save me from tears...I'll give it to someone special.
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:11 am to NashBamaFan
Did not read it all, just the first sentence... I felt my IQ dropping.
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:14 am to NashBamaFan
FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: MERRY CHRISTMAS TIDE FANS!
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:56 am to FootballHog
Roll Tide and Merry Christmas!
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:57 am to NashBamaFan
This post will be about as popular as the Honey Badger Phallic T-shirt idea.
Posted on 12/10/11 at 12:59 am to Mayhawman
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:47 am to NashBamaFan
You're drinking again aren't you.
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:50 am to NashBamaFan
Pretty bad when you lose meter by the second sentence.
I didn't make it past that.
Awful.
I didn't make it past that.
Awful.
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:55 am to diddydirtyAubie
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diddydirtyAubie
Posted on 12/10/11 at 8:56 am to NashBamaFan
9-6
Oh, and 2-5 is your team's record against Les Miles, just in case you were wondering.
Oh, and 2-5 is your team's record against Les Miles, just in case you were wondering.
Posted on 12/10/11 at 9:06 am to NashBamaFan
Who sits down and writes this shite? I mean, what circumstances would have to happen in a normal day for someone to think "I think i'll take a christmas poem and turn it into an Alabama related embarrasment"?
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