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re: In 2012 the road to the SEC CG will run through Columbia, MO...
Posted on 11/15/11 at 4:45 pm to gatorprincess815
Posted on 11/15/11 at 4:45 pm to gatorprincess815
Posted on 11/15/11 at 4:46 pm to Hubbhogg
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Bama and LSU in our house next year. And if they try to frick us with some scheduling change nonsense b/c of Mizzou joining I will go to MO and burn that fricker down
Just burn it down anyway. That way they can collect the ins $$ and build a f*cking stadium bigger than a highschool stadium
Posted on 11/15/11 at 4:47 pm to gatorprincess815
Nah... Just messing with you.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 4:48 pm to Rebelgator
44 pages???? On ColumbiaJr? Is that what these Midwesterners have done to the Rant?
Posted on 11/15/11 at 4:52 pm to SpringBokCock
Nah, it was a wal-mart debate between Arky and Mizzou fans.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:04 pm to Mizzou Tiger
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So which ones of y'all are going to come play us in Columbia next November?
I thought Missouri was headed to the east... so Bama/LSU must play you cross div?
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:12 pm to RollTideRockStar
Did I miss anything? I am checking in. I will be back permanently later.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:19 pm to Rebelgator
What's going on in here? Has Mizzou Tiger showed up yet or a possible alter of him?
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:31 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
Did the Mods kill the beaker in disguise?
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:35 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I was scared the world was gonna end in Y2K and I wouldn't see my 21st birthday. I drank 4 bottles. True story, not very funny though.
I was in New Orleans for New Year's Eve 2000. I wasn't scared the world was going to end. Rather, I knew that if I didn't go down to New Orleans, that midnight would come and go and the ICBMs that were predicted to all of the sudden cause thermonuclear devastation due to the Y2K craziness would never come. If I hadn't have gone I would have later thought, "Shite! I couldv'e been naughty on Bourbon, instead of hiding in this ole Missouri cave."
However, my world almost did end in New Orleans that night when a cop on horseback caught me pissing in an obscure alley off Bourbon Street. Ten to fifteen other pissers saw him coming and ran off, but I had just started to pee and once that stream started there wasn't any tucking it back in my drawers.
He got off of his horse, marched straight up to me, slammed me against the brick wall I was pissing on (mind you, I was still pissing, but now all over myself), and he started to rip off my brand new jacket. I thought he was hand cuffing me, but he was actually ripping off my jacket.
When he finally ripped it off of me, he threw it down on the street and started to wipe up the entire alley with my new jacket. He did this for about 5 minutes. I stood there, mouth hangin open in shock, pants still unzipped, and watched my jacket soak up hundreds of peoples' piss and puke and who knows what else.
Then, when he finished wiping up the alley with my jacket, he turned around, got in my face and said, "I better not catch you doing that again or it's jail!" He got on his horse and disappeared.
I looked at my jacket and thought, "I really like that jacket. Hell. What should I do?"
It was black and oddly it didn't look too bad or smell terribly aweful (though it was indeed soaked!), so I put it back on and made my way back onto Bourbon. It didn't prevent me from working magic that night and Y2K never came.
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:36 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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MSCTG
How's our movement coming along, and did the OP ever show back up?
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DC
I wouldn't miss you drunk anytime...although, you logged off
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T Rey WI
Damn, wish VH would've gone a bit further in the playoffs. Yeah, I'll be in Auburn this weekend for our homecoming. Hoping and crossing my fingers for a win
That's awesome! I've always wanted to visit Philly. I wish I could've gone to Auburn. That's the one thing I would change if I could.
Did I miss anything?
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:44 pm to AUnite
oh hai whats going on in here?
Posted on 11/15/11 at 5:47 pm to hogSS
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whats going on in here?
Nothing at the moment. Apparently the party left.
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