re: Fulmer Cupdate! Spike 80DF has caused a huge increase in Auburn player arrests.

I know everyone has heard of the Fulmer Cup which measures team misdeeeds.


But have you heard of this one:

The Ellis T. Jones III Award

This award goes to the individual who contributes the most points to his team during the season, OR has the most incredible incident that resulted in Fulmer Cup points. Named after Ellis T. Jones III, the greatest collegiate criminal ever.

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San Jose State WR Ellis T. Jones III, who may have pulled off the single biggest free-standing Fulmer Cup score in the brief history of competition by luring potential internet shoppers off Craigslist with promises of deals and into an apartment complex where Jones allegedly robbed them, tasered them, and in one instance even "trunked" a victim.

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Ellis T. Jones III Award Winners:
2010: FSU's Nigel Carr with 13 points for breaking into cars.
2009: USF's Trent Pupello with 17 points for a pistol whipping spree.
2008: Alabama's Jimmy John with 20 points for selling cocaine.
2007: Ronnie M. Wilson of Florida, for firing off a semi-automatic rifle during a road rage incident.
2006: Ellis T. Jones himself, for 13 felony counts stemming from using Craigslist to meet robbery targets.

Wonder who this year's winner will be? Will Auburn's Four Forcemen all tie for it?