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Who does your football coach look like

Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:46 pm
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:46 pm
Tennessee: Josh Heupel & Bobby Hill (obviously)


Auburn: Hugh Freeze & Buc-ee’s Logo



Alabama: Kalen DeBoer & Bryan Harsin


South Carolina: Shane Beamer & Random Dancing Short Dude


Instagram: Dancing Short Dude

Texas A&M: Mike Elko & Phil from Trailer Park Boys



Georgia: Kirby Smart & Larry Culpepper (RIP Larry)



Ole Miss: Lane Kiffin & Daniel Tosh


Bonus: Fat Lane Kiffin & Ben Roethlisberger



Oklahoma: Brent Venables & Skinny Pete from Breaking Bad



Arkansas: Sam Pittman & Simona Halep




Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
2698 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:51 pm to
Mack Brown is Rosco P Coltrane

Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19654 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Arkansas: Sam Pittman & Simona Halep

You ain't right boy. Funny as all git out, but still.
Posted by generalgator87
Member since Nov 2022
479 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:52 pm to
Billy Napier - Sling Blade
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2633 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:58 pm to
This might be fricked up but honest to God, Napier looks like Aaron Hernandez


Posted by NobodyImportant
Member since Nov 2024
293 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:58 pm to
Damn, the A&M coach looks pregnant
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2633 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:58 pm to
couldn’t help it
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2633 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 12:59 pm to
I know. He’s a fat frick
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:00 pm to
Them Dukes, them Dukes
Posted by NobodyImportant
Member since Nov 2024
293 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:00 pm to
Looks like coaches just put on weight. Even Lane Kiffin is going to hell
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4662 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:03 pm to
Drink and the dude from Wolf of Wall Street.


Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:08 pm to
that’s a good one.
Posted by Dice22
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:14 pm to
Lane has slimmed way back down.
Posted by TriStateAreaFootball
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:17 pm to
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Sam has actually slimmed up after his surgery. Even Calipari noticed.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2633 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:29 pm to
O-O-O-Ozempic
Posted by NobodyImportant
Member since Nov 2024
293 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Lane has slimmed way back down.
That is good. There seem to be two kinds of SEC coaches. Those that look like they could play, and fat coach potatoes that look like they eat out every single night at the nearest fast food joint.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2633 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:33 pm to
Most fall into the latter
Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
11061 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:38 pm to
Bring Back Larry Cullpepper.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2633 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 1:39 pm to
He’s better than the stupid Fansville commercial series
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
7219 posts
Posted on 4/29/25 at 2:30 pm to
Well done OP.

And you made me Google
Simona Halep.
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