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I saved a tortoise today.

Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:04 pm
He was in the road so I took him back to my house and released him where I knew he would be safe. He’s a Texas Tortoise. They can live to be 50-60 years old!

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
42977 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:10 pm to
When is dinner! He'd be great with a high vinegar BBQ sauce!
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:13 pm to
What?! No! We don’t eat him. He will grow up and turn into a ninja turtle.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:21 pm to
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When is dinner! He'd be great with a high vinegar BBQ sauce!

LMAO

Also, is THAT Lex’s hand/arm?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:24 pm to
Yep. That’s my wrist I got poisoned in so I have a huge scar on the top had to remove a lot of the tissue in it. The other is tatted wrist to elbow.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:35 pm to
Good lord
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:40 pm to
If you want to see the pics I still have them. Absolutely nasty. Left a hole like an inch and a half lengthwise and an inch wide. You could see the muscles move since there’s no tissue there.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:53 pm to
That’s disgusting.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 2:55 pm to
I didn’t do anything to make it happen. It was just a crazy thing that happened. But it definitely ruined my potential for a hand model career.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:03 pm to
What was the poison or is that too personal.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:10 pm to
I don’t know what it was. I dropped my sunglasses. Reached to grab them. As I was coming up it hurt. It was immediately reacting so I went to the hospital.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
4594 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:12 pm to
Wait so was it like a blow dart from a Pygmy savage or something or like a thistle plant. I’m trying to understand here.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:17 pm to
There was a bite of some sort. They think it was a snake. Whatever it was it melted the tissue. But there was never a definitive answer or explanation of what happened.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52833 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:19 pm to
soupe aux tortues
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26585 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:23 pm to
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soupe aux tortues

Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:27 pm to
fricking Cajuns. Think yall have to eat EVERYTHING. Turtles, roadkill, arse. EVERYTHING.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52833 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:39 pm to
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Think yall have to eat EVERYTHING.

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Turtles, roadkill, arse.

Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2193 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:46 pm to
I’m complaining 2/3.
Posted by paperwasp
23x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
26585 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:50 pm to
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arse. EVERYTHING.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
52833 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 3:52 pm to
I like everything on my arse.
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