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SEC fricked. Texas A&M about to start a dynasty never seen before

Posted on 4/18/25 at 12:15 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
27268 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 12:15 pm
Competitive sperm racing

LA’s newest gambling event — live Sperm Racing
This post was edited on 4/18/25 at 12:16 pm
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17586 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 12:18 pm to
"Okay Buster83, let's try this again, do NOT swallow it."
Posted by Old Horn
Texas
Member since Aug 2023
159 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 12:23 pm to
That is kinda hard for the gomers to swallow.
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
1956 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 1:21 pm to
Better believe it baw. Gotta get to that egg.

If you’re going to win a race, that might be the most important one.

Deepest appreciation to the OP for acknowledging that A&M has what his team lacks - virility.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2813 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:06 pm to
Time for a classic pic I created....

You know every aggy cheer boi's sperm has experienced this.


Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
1956 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

classic pic I created

Ah yes, the smash hit classic of Monsusta drawing sperm in another man’s butthole.

Haven’t touched a boob.
Inspired by sperm in men’s buttholes.

Nothing gay about you at all.
Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2813 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 2:27 pm to
Oh no. An aggy called me gay.

Should I be worried?

Because aggy knows ALL ABOUT gay!

Bwahahaha!

Poor aggie Draggie from Gay & M engineer dropout school!
Posted by AggieArchitect2004
Member since Oct 2023
1956 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 3:04 pm to
I don’t know (or care) if you’re gay.

To be honest I think you have more of an incel-with-mental-health-issues vibe.

I’m mostly just hoping you don’t shoot up a school.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
111686 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 3:08 pm to
Nah... the course is a mockup of the female reproductive system. Aggie sperm will get lost unless the course is a colon.
Posted by Pimphand
Member since Sep 2021
2601 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 3:08 pm to
All that jizz jar filling over the years is finally gonna pay off for them....
Posted by N0T SURE
Member since Dec 2023
903 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 3:16 pm to
I was about to say...dont they play soggy biscuit or something on the reg?
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
6328 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:14 pm to
This thread will deliver for pages to come.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
27268 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:51 pm to
Ahh true. Could cause some issues
Posted by Hook Em Horns
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Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:09 pm to
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I don’t know (or care) if you’re gay. To be honest I think you have more of an incel-with-mental-health-issues vibe. I’m mostly just hoping you don’t shoot up a school.


All of this.
Posted by Parrish_Dawg
Enemy Territory
Member since Dec 2018
921 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:17 pm to
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Competitive sperm racing

LA’s newest gambling event — live Sperm Racing
I didn't think men from LA produced sperm.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
35165 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Deepest appreciation to the OP for acknowledging that A&M has what his team lacks


Championships?

You’d be wrong. Again.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
4615 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Okay Buster83, let's try this again, do NOT swallow it."


Sounds like you are speaking from experience
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
58681 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 5:22 pm to
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Texas A&M about to start a dynasty never seen before


Meat judging?
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