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Reddit: Leach wanted to throw midgets for first downs
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:07 pm
There's no actual source for this, but I believe it

Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:11 pm to Bama Bird
lol I have often thought about this on the goal line… the only question is.. would it be allowed? If so, it wouldn’t be allowed for long.. so you’d want to save it for a really important play.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:13 pm to Bama Bird
After reading and seeing the epic story of him at Pearl Harbor, I wouldn’t say this is out of the realm of possibilities 

Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:17 pm to Bama Bird
It would violate the rules:
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Article 2 - Interfering for or Helping the Ball Carrier or Passer
a. The ball carrier or passer may use their hand or arm to ward off or push opponents.
b. The ball carrier shall not grasp a teammate; and no other teammate shall grasp, pull, or lift the ball carrier to assist in forward progress. (A.R. 9-3-2-I)
c. Teammates of the ball carrier or passer may interfere with opponents by blocking but shall not use interlocked interference by grasping or encircling one another in any manner while contacting an opponent.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:21 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
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and no other teammate shall grasp, pull, or lift the ball carrier to assist in forward progress
Punt him over.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:23 pm to Open Dore Policy
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Punt him over.

Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:23 pm to BigBro
The only dwarf to ever play baseball lasted one at bat before MLB effectively banned them lol.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:33 pm to Sl0thstronautEsq
what about a pole vault?
the rule book for anything on that? could be a great weapon..



Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:46 pm to Bama Bird
Totally believe it. Leach was the absolute goat lol God that's hilarious
RIP
RIP
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:53 pm to Bama Bird

The college football world just isn’t as bright without The Pirate.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:58 pm to Henry Jones Jr
A better story is the Fake Play Sheet he "accidentally" dropped at the Cotton Bowl.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 6:59 pm to JacieNY
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A better story is the Fake Play Sheet he "accidentally" dropped at the Cotton Bowl.
that’s an all time great story
here it is
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 4/14/25 at 7:27 pm to Bama Bird
Most here are probably too young to remember when Walter Payton would go into complete god mode and leap over the entire line



Posted on 4/14/25 at 7:36 pm to Bama Bird
<<<< Still flying the Jolly Rodger in honor of the great pirate and GOAT Mike Leach
Posted on 4/14/25 at 7:43 pm to Bama Bird
What would happen if the defense catches the “little person” in air.. like a bad pass?
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:20 pm to Bama Bird
God bless the pirate. His humor is missed.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:49 pm to Bama Bird
We love that crazy pirate bastard.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:58 pm to Bama Bird
Hilarious! He was one of kind. Met him once at the airport during a weather delay. All flights grounded so just hanging out at the food court and he’s sitting right next to me. He and his wife couldn’t have been nicer people entertaining a complete stranger. Even made dinner recommendations for where I was heading.
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