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I'm absolving Down South Jukin from lent this year

Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:36 pm
Done. Per Harry Rex Vonner.

You don't have to do it Jukin.


Do the normal Mardi Gras stuff, some of those sugary deserts for sure, and then just keep having a few past the lent deadline. Don't cheat on your wife (DO NOT!), but just have fun and buy a few for some buds you just met and don't adhere to what the Pope thinks (or what he is probably doing )







Frick Lent Bro!


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:38 pm to
2025!



Down South Jukin is Free!


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:49 pm to
there's no way those DV's came from Jukin




Posted by TigerLunatik
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 2:58 pm to
There's no one nor no thing watching anyway. He can beat off while strangling a small Vietnamese boy and he would end up in the same place.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 8:00 am to
So you can eat lobster on Friday?
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 8:07 am to
quote:

So you can eat lobster on Friday?




I'm not sure.

Catholics just make shite up.
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Catholics just make shite up.

Every time I've ever tried reading the Bible, this is what I see in my brain...

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 8:24 am to
try again dummy




I love you bro
Posted by parrothead
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 11:21 am to
Down South Jukin and not Beef McJunken Huber, right?
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 12:21 pm to
Which version?
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 12:26 pm to
I wouldn't know
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 1:39 pm to
So many bibles, so little common meanings.

Makes it even worse when first 250 - 500 years it was outlawed religion and never written down.

Beginning of the movie "Snatch" is a group of Hasidic Jews arguing the translation of Mary was a mistake and it was not a virgin birth.
Posted by Arksulli
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

There's no one nor no thing watching anyway. He can beat off while strangling a small Vietnamese boy and he would end up in the same place.


We.... we agreed as a community to not mention the SEC OT snuff film club.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

never written down
all them gospels

and early Paul

Serious?
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

lent

lent past tense of lend
quote:

absolving

What the high priest does.

You a priest?

Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Makes it even worse when first 250 - 500 years it was outlawed religion and never written down.


That's just not true.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
97155 posts
Posted on 1/30/25 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

group of Hasidic Jews arguing the translation of Mary was a mistake and it was not a virgin birth.

They made the same point on Ancient Aliens by saying the translation was "young Mary" and not "virgin Mary" ... who knows what the truth is.

It's not something I believe in. But, I 100% respect people that do. Whatever makes you a better person, I'm all for it. I do like to have some fun with it though.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Catholics just make shite up

Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 1/30/25 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

So many bibles, so little common meanings

This is a subject that I'm fascinated in, and I've actually read through multiple times in several different translations.

I recommend that anyone with a similar interest (apologetics) listen to this recent podcast, as he does a great job of explaining cultural and linguistic differences and how they shape various translation approaches:

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