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If Texas fans could suck as hard as they blow, they'd have a seaport in 3 days

Posted on 1/8/25 at 3:58 pm
Posted by JetDawg
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Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 3:58 pm
Heard that an Ohio State fan was considering opening up a Buc-Nut travel center to compete with Buc-ees.

Maybe Texas fans could practice sucking on OSU's Nut to see if it'll work.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 3:59 pm to
Aggy board.
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
Member since Oct 2007
20933 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 4:00 pm to
The decline of Ga has their fans posting shite threads. So sad to see.
Posted by Monsusta
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

The decline of Ga has their fans posting shite threads. So sad to see.

Agreed.

Notre Dame broke them.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Member since Sep 2019
15289 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 4:02 pm to
The Port of Houston is the largest seaport in the US.

Beaumont and Corpus Christi are also in the Top 10.

Go eat you Tapioca pudding, Grandpa.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

The decline of Ga has their fans posting shite threads. So sad to see.
JetDawg AKA RatRodDawg has been a God awful poster forever.
Posted by ArchForever
Member since Dec 2024
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 4:03 pm to
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Heard that an Ohio State fan was considering opening up a Buc-Nut travel center to compete with Buc-ees.

Maybe Texas fans could practice sucking on OSU's Nut to see if it'll work.


I bet this really ate when you said it in your head and thought it should be posted.
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 4:39 pm to
The waterhead has posted that same sick burn twice now…really tickles him
Posted by ForeverGator
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 4:49 pm to
I bet you thought this was funnier in your head.
Posted by Mexican Martini
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 5:31 pm to
Kenny Bania approves of this thread title
Posted by bigbopper
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 6:05 pm to
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JetDawg AKA RatRodDawg has been a God awful poster forever.


He also has shades of Texag7
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
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Posted on 1/8/25 at 9:25 pm to
Run these thread ideas by your dog first. If he barks, don’t post it. If he doesn’t bark, don’t post it.
Posted by HorninHouston
Member since Sep 2024
1102 posts
Posted on 1/8/25 at 10:08 pm to
quote:

Heard that an Ohio State fan was considering opening up a Buc-Nut travel center to compete with Buc-ees.

Maybe Texas fans could practice sucking on OSU's Nut to see if it'll work.


I guess this is the result of football being over? You didn't put much thought into this one did you?
Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
1976 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 12:17 am to
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If Texas ..., they'd have a seaport in 3 days
OP, that might be one of the most ignorant things I've read here ...

Georgia, huh?

quote:


The Port of Houston is the largest seaport in the US.

Beaumont and Corpus Christi are also in the Top 10.




quote:

The Houston Ship Channel, in Houston, Texas, is part of the Port of Houston, one of the busiest seaports in the world and it is the busiest port in the U.S. in terms of foreign tonnage and overall tonnage.

The channel has been used to move goods to the sea since at least 1836.

Buffalo Bayou and Galveston Bay were dredged during the late 19th and early 20th centuries to accommodate larger ships. In the wake of the 1900 Galveston hurricane, the inland Port of Houston was seen as a safer long-term option, and planning for a larger ship channel began.

By the mid 1900s the Port of Houston had established itself as the leading port in Texas, eclipsing the natural harbors at Galveston and Texas City.

Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27852 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 12:31 am to
Double post…my bad…
This post was edited on 1/9/25 at 12:32 am
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
27852 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 12:31 am to
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Corpus Christi


Never thought I’d say this, but the new bridge is almost done.

Posted by PuertoRicanBlaze
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4881 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 2:13 am to
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JetDawg AKA RatRodDawg has been a God awful poster forever.


Hold my beer...
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
10521 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 3:07 am to
Georgia fans make the dumbest threads.
Posted by PabloSmash
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Posted on 1/9/25 at 4:30 am to
This is neither funny, factual, or clever. Zero star rating
Posted by coldbeerfan
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Member since Oct 2015
1306 posts
Posted on 1/9/25 at 6:46 am to
Kids shouldn’t be allowed to post here.
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