Here's how I know Aggie will go Big Ten

Aggie has to have a safe space. A place where they can fabricate and believe anything they want about their feigned superiority over mankind.

Have you not noticed how Aggie will NOT play a fellow (D-1) Texas team? They will avoid bowl matchups that may involve Baylor, Texas Tech, TCU, etc. Not in OOC either, although it would be a great matchup for fans.

They will always play someone far outside the neighborhood, so in case they get beat - nobody (at work or school) points and laughs at them, allowing their delusion and insecurities to remain safe. Aggie wants nothing to do with anyone inside Texas for that reason.

And they found escapism when they ran off to the SEC. They didn't care if they lost games - at least it wasn't to Texas or Texas Tech. Their ego was safe, and they could strut around Texas boasting about being in a tougher conference.

But oh noes. Here comes Texas. And Texas wastes no time beating Aggie right out of the box. And in his own house. A suffering commenced that hasn't been felt for decades. If you can't read grave Aggie suffering between the lines on this board, I can't help you. These folks are tormented now.

And Aggie won't sustain this. He can't. Texas shatters all that Aggie pretentiously stands for. Texas humanizes Aggie, and that can't be tolerated.

For these reasons, I predict within 5 years max, Aggie announces departure to the Big Ten. He will then shite on the SEC and proclaim academic superiority in the Big Ten. You just have to wait these people out - they never fail to deliver the predictable. Longhorns know this bunch like we know the back of our hands, the SEC is a century behind - but will catch up soon enough.