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Shaq on Angel Reese Dunking in Shorts

Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted by Miznoz
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:14 pm


actual transcription:

Angel: You see that's the thing women just don't get the respect we deserve, I am one of the best basketball players in the world but no one is gonna give me a 200 million dollar contract

Shaq: What if you were oiled up dunkin

Angel: What?

Shaq: Angel Reese, oiled up, 4k, cheeks dunkin.

Angel: Shaq lets move on you aint makin no sense

Shaq: Maybe I didn't make myself clear, let me explain.

Angel: okok

Shaq: 4k Angel Reese, 60fps dunking, cheeks out, vr capabilities.
You know what I mean? I think that would really fix the problem, I think your sales would go through the roof.


What did he mean by this?
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:15 pm to
Posted by Miznoz
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:24 pm to
I mean obviously, but I'm more the type to wife a Caitlin Clark than throatpie an angel reese.
This post was edited on 11/11/24 at 8:25 pm
Posted by CNB
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

I am one of the best basketball players in the world but no one is gonna give me a 200 million dollar contract


What a quote
Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:26 pm to
Can't be afeared of that heat.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:27 pm to
Creepy uncle Shaq wants to hit it so bad

Posted by theballguy
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:28 pm to
If Shaq was in decent shape he'd be blackin' that shite raw.
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2670 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:28 pm to
Bitch shoots a ball like a 5 yr old girl playing horse. GTFO.
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:29 pm to
Shaq, sometimes you can't speak your thoughts aloud.

This is one of those times.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:30 pm to
They’d pay her if enough women gave enough of a crap to watch her and buy her merch.

Men aren’t gonna watch that shite, so the women complaining that the WNBA stars don’t get paid enough need to put their asses in the seats and watch that unwatchable crap.
This post was edited on 11/11/24 at 8:31 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Shaq, sometimes you can't speak your thoughts aloud.


I mean, he’s worth $500Mil.

What they gonna do, cancel him?
Posted by BFANLC
The Beach
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:40 pm to
I think that AR needs to date me. I'll have her straight
Posted by da foozball
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:44 pm to
Let me explain:
Get almost nekked and oil up and slam balls
Sell that shite on the interwebs
Make a shite ton of cash baby
Posted by Miznoz
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Member since Dec 2018
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 8:47 pm to
quote:


Can't be afeared of that heat


she's really fine but she still has those black girl titties that sag so bad the nipples point almost fully backwards. like they done turned all the way around from the way they originally pointed.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:00 pm to
She’s too woke and her eyes are far too far apart.
Posted by Murph4HOF
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

She’s too woke and her eyes are far too far apart.
And she shoots worse than an Iraqi.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Shaq, sometimes you can't speak your thoughts aloud.

This is one of those times.


Yeah.... Shaq cares about what other people think about what he says..
Posted by Cool McCool
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

I am one of the best basketball players in the world but no one is gonna give me a 200 million dollar contract
She isn't in the top 10 in the WNBA
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 11/11/24 at 9:13 pm to
Is this like an LSU cat fight kinda thing between those two?

I like it.
Posted by Capn_Bevo
Austin
Member since Jan 2019
912 posts
Posted on 11/11/24 at 11:01 pm to
He was making fun of her, as he should. The lady said she was one of the best basketball players in the world.
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