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Get an excuse ready, LSU
Posted on 11/8/24 at 12:35 am
Posted on 11/8/24 at 12:35 am
All of you are going to need a ready made excuse for the beating coming this Saturday.
Tried and true excuses for LSU fans, pick one or all you like:
1. 'Da refs cheated us
2. 'Dat damn Red Elefant Klub
3. It's a young team
4. It's the injuries, bawds
5. There's a cancer in the locker room
6. The wind done made it where our QB couldn't throw
7. God hates coonasses because they talk and smell weird
8. Players were sleepy
9. The lights were in 'dem Tiger's eyes
10. Can't beat Bama in their own stadium, especially not at night.
Tried and true excuses for LSU fans, pick one or all you like:
1. 'Da refs cheated us
2. 'Dat damn Red Elefant Klub
3. It's a young team
4. It's the injuries, bawds
5. There's a cancer in the locker room
6. The wind done made it where our QB couldn't throw
7. God hates coonasses because they talk and smell weird
8. Players were sleepy
9. The lights were in 'dem Tiger's eyes
10. Can't beat Bama in their own stadium, especially not at night.
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Posted on 11/8/24 at 12:36 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
4 holdings on that one play alone. Hard enough beat bama and refs. I’m going to make gifs. “Insert PP GIF”.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 1:20 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
frick you gumptard.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:18 am to pbro62
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frick you gumptard.
You forgot the comma. It's frick you, Gumptard.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:22 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
sounds like the same excuse you used Vandy beat your arse!
Posted on 11/8/24 at 8:37 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
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5. There's a cancer in the locker room
They aren't allowed to steal our excuses.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 8:47 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
1.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:07 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
pio picked us to win.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:08 am to Imber
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:12 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
We already have one. 
His name is Brian Kelly. Loses ranked games quite often!
Not our fault if we lose, its his
His name is Brian Kelly. Loses ranked games quite often!
Not our fault if we lose, its his
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:17 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Throws light bracelet at gump’s head to shut him up
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:18 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
We are bringing great value Mike into the stadium. If that isn’t bad ju ju I don’t know what is
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:39 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Thanks for another update, Altie.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 9:59 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Didn’t y’all lose to Vanderbilt?
Posted on 11/8/24 at 10:00 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
How about, “we just ain’t dat good.” 
Posted on 11/8/24 at 10:00 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
"Coach O left us with 7 walk on players from the last place intermural team, 5 nerf footballs, and a recruiting binder covered in Brandy's squirt."
Posted on 11/8/24 at 11:26 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
This was funnier in your head.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 11:47 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
Not making any excuses. LSU was exposed against A&M and if they didn't correct those deficiencies then they will lose to Bama. If they schemed correctly to stop any run from Milroe, then I believe it will be a competitive game.
Posted on 11/8/24 at 11:52 am to Ed Guitarzan Gordan
I'm actually banking on us losing anyway.
We are not a good squad......but then again, you guys aren't either. I hope we win but believe we just won't.
And you also have 2 L's so why are you crying?
We are not a good squad......but then again, you guys aren't either. I hope we win but believe we just won't.
And you also have 2 L's so why are you crying?
Posted on 11/8/24 at 4:04 pm to idlewatcher
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I'm actually banking on us losing anyway.
We are not a good squad......but then again, you guys aren't either. I hope we win but believe we just won't.
And you also have 2 L's so why are you crying?
Just trying to help out the bawds on the board with a few ready made excuses when it's time for the excuses. It's a public service.
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