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re: Lexag, tell me your life story.

Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:57 pm to
Old woman from Brazil had 1 glass eye

best socket sex I ever had
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 12:59 pm to
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twatwaffle


Is that similar to a blue waffle?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
1505 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 1:11 pm to
No. It is more like it just that sounds better than just calling someone a twat.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 10/14/24 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

best socket sex I ever had



Oh wait, you said "sex"
Posted by FootballFrenzy
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Posted on 10/14/24 at 2:59 pm to
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
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Member since Oct 2022
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Posted on 10/14/24 at 7:55 pm to
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I already hate you. You’re a little twatwaffle. I can post my cycle calendar if that would make you happy.


Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
26892 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

I can post my cycle calendar if that would make you happy.


Is this code for telling people when you are horny?

Because I know how that shite works.
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 10/14/24 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
1505 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 9:18 pm to
Fertile and horny aren’t exclusive.
The calendar tells you when you’re bleeding or fertile.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
26892 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Fertile and horny aren’t exclusive.
The calendar tells you when you’re bleeding or fertile.


Most women get extra horny the days before their period.

Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
1505 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 9:27 pm to
Yes. I’m not disagreeing. But it’s not the only time.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
26892 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

Yes. I’m not disagreeing. But it’s not the only time.




Women are almost always horny.
This post was edited on 10/14/24 at 9:50 pm
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
1505 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 9:55 pm to


That’s correct.
This post was edited on 10/14/24 at 9:56 pm
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
5552 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 11:31 pm to
Are you horny right now?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 4:40 am to
Well, we ate sand.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
56786 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 4:41 am to
I am always fertile

When IO am bleeding it just means I have bumped my head again
Posted by DrDenim
By the airport
Member since Sep 2022
852 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 7:03 am to
You ate what?
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
1505 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 7:52 am to
You really tall and always checking door frames?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
95664 posts
Posted on 10/15/24 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Are you horny right now?

Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 10/15/24 at 3:54 pm to

quote:



Posted by Cheese Grits

Well, we ate sand







quote:



Posted by DrDenim

You ate what?











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