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AU Burn It Down Pookie vs New Mexico Who’s Defense Sucks Game Thread

Posted on 9/13/24 at 9:00 pm
Posted by SingleMalt1973
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 9:00 pm




Our Golden Haired Savior has arrived to take the reins of the offense. They say he has the best ball placement since Snowboard Cam Sean White. The strongest arm since Daymeune Craig and the Loveliest Locks since Jake Holland. The Lobos have given up damn near 600 yards in each game. The White Wizard Freezus will surely open the playbook for his new apprentice looking to treat the Lobos like a cat in Springfield, OH.

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This post was edited on 9/14/24 at 8:24 pm
Posted by Luke
1113 Chartres Street, NOLA
Member since Nov 2004
13743 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 9:13 pm to
To hell with losing… it’s time to beat that arse !!!
Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
11448 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 9:25 pm to
DOWN TOWN HANK BROWN!!!!!!


Been waiting for this for so long! A back up Qb I can believe in!!


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Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
42735 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:07 pm to
I didn't see many QB pressures in that highlight.
Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
11448 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:08 pm to
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I didn't see many QB pressures in that highlight.
OL blocks harder for DTHB
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
42735 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:13 pm to
lol
Posted by GambitAUfan
Member since Nov 2010
3064 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:16 pm to
Posted by wareaglepete
Lumon Industries
Member since Dec 2012
13742 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:33 pm to
One of the the worst defenses in all of college football.

You could start old arse Corch or jang at QB and we should win by at least two scores.
Posted by jt33
Member since Aug 2017
4594 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:49 pm to
If he balls out tomorrow I'm claiming dibs on the origins of Throwcephus as a nickname.
Posted by Warrior Court
Atlanta
Member since Apr 2022
2435 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 12:33 am to
Let’s ride!
Posted by BrounHaller
Mtn Brook
Member since Aug 2023
1466 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 11:30 am to
So with DTHB, we lose the running ability? I can’t recall him keeping one or making any effort to run.
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
51079 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 11:45 am to
quote:

If he balls out tomorrow I'm claiming dibs on the origins of Throwcephus as a nickname


Figured it'd be Downtown Hank Brown
Posted by AUTubaHerd
Member since Nov 2012
1980 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 11:47 am to
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Figured it'd be Downtown Hank Brown


He’s from Nashville. Why not Broadway Hank?
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Member since Jun 2023
1757 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Our Golden Haired Savior has arrived to take the reins of the offense. They say he has the best ball placement since Snowboard Cam Sean White.


I’m still waiting to see an Auburn QB paint with his balls.

Maybe he’s the ONE?

Might as well trot him out on the field at home at Jordan-Hare and see what happens

‘Cause if anything’s gonna happen?…



War Damn !!

Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43556 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 2:18 pm to
Watching Ashford... lord he is bad at football.
Posted by AUin02
Member since Jan 2012
4390 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 2:19 pm to
Sure is.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
11812 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 2:21 pm to
It’s kind of uncanny that a guy with the title “QB” can be so inaccurate throwing a football. He can’t hit the ocean from a boat.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
65486 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 2:45 pm to
quote:

Watching Ashford... lord he is bad at football.


He honestly is playing the wrong position.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
42735 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 3:05 pm to
Jville loves him some Ashford/Finley/Jeremy Johnson and hates Thorne

Choose your QB position wisely
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
18941 posts
Posted on 9/14/24 at 3:07 pm to
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Jville loves him some Ashford/Finley/Jeremy Johnson and hates Thorne

Still melting?
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