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What did you learn about women after moving in with one that you didn’t know before?
Posted on 9/4/24 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 9/4/24 at 2:39 pm
For me:
1.) They shed like crazy and leave hair on the shower walls.
2.) They don’t understand how to load a dishwasher properly.
3.) Everything you have is theirs, but not everything they have is yours.
4.) They fart
1.) They shed like crazy and leave hair on the shower walls.
2.) They don’t understand how to load a dishwasher properly.
3.) Everything you have is theirs, but not everything they have is yours.
4.) They fart
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Posted on 9/4/24 at 2:57 pm to cbree88
I like to write notes on the wall with the hair I shed.
Posted on 9/4/24 at 3:07 pm to cbree88
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4.) They fart
I was totally shocked!
Posted on 9/4/24 at 3:18 pm to CouldCareLess
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I was totally shocked!
How did you end up finding out?
Posted on 9/4/24 at 3:21 pm to cbree88
I heard it first. You know what happened next!
Posted on 9/4/24 at 3:24 pm to CouldCareLess
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heard it first. You know what happened next!
So I’m guessing she farted on you in her sleep or something?
Posted on 9/4/24 at 3:30 pm to cbree88
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2.) They don’t understand how to load a dishwasher properly.
Drives me crazy.
Also., they have superhuman hearing.
Posted on 9/4/24 at 4:49 pm to cbree88
They want you to decide what's for dinner, then shoot down all your suggestions
Posted on 9/4/24 at 6:07 pm to CouldCareLess
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I heard it first. You know what happened next!
Dutch oven.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 5:21 am to cbree88
That a lot of them are hornier than a 17 year old boy.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 8:20 am to Animal
Anything you say or do will never be forgotten and will be used against
you years later in an argument.
you years later in an argument.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 8:32 am to cbree88
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1.) They shed like crazy and leave hair on the shower walls
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Posted on 9/5/24 at 8:57 am to cbree88
learned there was House Vagina, and since we weren't married, it was often available for use
Posted on 9/5/24 at 2:42 pm to OlGrandad
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Anything you say or do will never be forgotten and will be used against
you years later in an argument.
no, that's your daughter.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 2:45 pm to Animal
I didn’t realize till like a bit ago that we are MUCH raunchier than guys. And like yall are like,”I hit that” we are like pulling out rulers and giving grades.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 3:08 pm to Lexag
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I didn’t realize till like a bit ago that we are MUCH raunchier than guys. And like yall are like,”I hit that” we are like pulling out rulers and giving grades.
That's why they get cheated on. Your friend hears and then decides she wants to see if the grade is right. Then she tells another friend, and 1 by 1 they all end up seeing if it's as good as they say.
None of them can keep a fricking secret. "I won't tell anyone" ranks right up there with men telling women "I love you" to get laid. The only chance at that lie working out is if they aren't single, and then it's not even certain.
It's not easy for the man, they can resist for awhile, but one of them is going to catch him at the right time, and persistence wins out.
Posted on 9/5/24 at 3:52 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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learned there was House Vagina, and since we weren't married, it was often available for use
And after I got married, the one at my house closed up.
This post was edited on 9/5/24 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 9/6/24 at 7:56 am to Lexag
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I didn’t realize till like a bit ago that we are MUCH raunchier than guys.
In my youth I was a waiter at a VERY high society tea. These women were dressed to the 9's and it was a formal mid day English tea. The finger sandwiches we we scarfing in the back were pretty darned tasty! Wile serving you got to overhear snippets of conversation at this all female event. Let's just say I learned more about women in those few hours than I ever learned dating or living with them.
Guys are brief in their descriptions.
Women (amongst women) are very detailed!
A bit of advice for the fellers on here
#1 Learn how to dance
#2 Take your time with a woman, they are you best advertisement for women at your doorstep.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:23 pm to 3down10
While this has never happened to me I’ve seen it play out. I wasn’t saying expecting to get chastised. I said it more to be involved in the conversation.
If you have been the man in this situation I’m sorry.
If you have been the man in this situation I’m sorry.
Posted on 9/6/24 at 1:41 pm to cbree88
There better not be a single female load master in the Air Force. My wife is completely incapable of efficiently putting dishes in the dishwasher.
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