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re: Imagine being ranked #11 and losing by 40

Posted on 2/15/24 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
2711 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 4:01 pm to
Imagine being in a toilet paper cult
Posted by Auburntiger
BTR area
Member since Mar 2005
13482 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 4:09 pm to
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Imagine being in a toilet paper cult
















Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3800 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3800 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 4:55 pm to
University of Kansas- 6 Major Infractions

One of basketball's all time greatest programs is also one of basketball's cheatingist programs. The Jayhawks have spent 11 years on probation, and have spent 4 years banned from television. Starting in 1957 with illegal recruiting inducements and transportation, then 1960 with extra benefits, Kansas is no stranger to the NCAA. The biggest case occurred in 1988, and they made that shite count. This is the longest list of infractions in one incident I've seen so far,

Violation Sumary: IMPERMISSIBLE RECRUITING: airline ticket provided by athletics representative; local automobile transportation provided by coaches; loan, local automobile transportation and clothing provided by athletics representatives; payment for work not performed; head coach provided cash for an airline ticket; lodging on a credit basis; basketball shoes; impermissible involvement of an athletics representative in off-campus recruiting; meals; assistance in purchasing an airline ticket; entertainment during official visit more than 30 miles from campus. ERRONEOUS CERTIFICATION OF COMPLIANCE. LACK OF INSTITUTIONAL CONTROL. REPEAT VIOLATOR.
Damn, there you go KU, get that shite done son. Now we're getting somewhere. But I know we have better to come. If we fast forward to 2006 the Jayhawks made a hell of a run at topping the '88 list of violations, but fell just short. In 06 Kansas had a bit of an academic fraud problem in the football team, and they also managed to get in trouble recruiting basketball as well. Reach for the stars Kansas. They gave some recruits brother football and movie tickets, flew another recruit 1000 miles round trip to watch KU compete in the NCAA tournament (where I assume he realized they choke and chose another school) and gave two other recruits cash and clothing (does anyone really wonder why KU cleans up on the recruiting trail?). Oh, almost forgot, they also paid a recruits AAU coach $4500 (AAU really is the worst thing ever). Now, on to the football team. Fatgino was still the coach, and knowing him endorsed all cheating efforts (but not as much as he endorsed little Debbie). Basically what happened was a GA gave to JUCO players answers to a test to help get them eligible to attend the illustrious University of Kansas. All of these things resulted in 3 years probation, reduction in basketball scholarships over 3 years, reduction in off campus visits, as well as the graduate assistant getting a sweet show cause penalty. Did I forget anything? Yes, a booster also received a 4 year ban from association with the university. Now, while the athletic department avoided punishment from the NCAA I have to mention that ticket scandal that resulted in major jail time for several involved that wrapped up this year. Cheat on Jayhawks, cheat on.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
67614 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 5:08 pm to
Truth is harsh.

Maybe you can break out more fabric for some SEC banners after Oats leaves Alabama.

Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6923 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 8:02 pm to
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You’ll probably go the rest of your life without seeing Auburn get that far again before you end up like those stupid trees your fanbase rolls asswipes on.


Bless your heart.

The fact Auburn is 2-0 against the jerkhawks must really gripe your sorry arse.
This post was edited on 2/15/24 at 8:03 pm
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
67614 posts
Posted on 2/15/24 at 9:51 pm to
I defeated this shite thread on the first page.

I have nothing more to add on your inferior program.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
6923 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 7:42 am to
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I defeated this shite thread on the first page.

I have nothing more to add on your inferior program.


lol, right. Yeah, you do have nothing more to add.

I feel for you bro. I mean, all Kansas fans have got to hang their hat on is game invented by a Canadian. To be 0-2 against a school that for most of its history treated the game as an afterthought must really sting.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
80847 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 8:39 am to
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I have nothing more to add on your inferior program.



Says the guy bleeding all over an SEC message board as it pertains to his flyover school
Posted by theRealJesseD
Member since Nov 2021
3357 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 6:34 pm to
Posted by Summer of Jimbo
Little Five Points
Member since Oct 2022
1183 posts
Posted on 2/17/24 at 9:17 pm to
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Imagine being ranked #11


…and being tied for third in the conference?
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
2711 posts
Posted on 2/18/24 at 11:17 pm to
You don't really want to act like auburn is not the one that gathers under tree with butt wipe to throw it in the air at the slightest moral victory.
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
1279 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:32 am to
dude, tried to explain this to you before, but we'll go over it again, slowly - so you can mouth the words as you read.

quote:

bama fans are reknown for a large segment of their fan base whom are trash, lack tact or class and desperately live vicariously through "tha tawd's" victories...


it's what bamas known for.... quit trying to act like gumps are ABOVE anything....

bama = updyke

bama fans purchase & proudly wear shirts celebrating one of your athletes being involved in a murder

bama = tea bagger

bama fans throw bricks thru the head coach's window

bama fans murder family & opposing fans over a game - a fricking game.


for the love of God & all that is decent in this world - please stop acting like bama fans are special, elite or "above" anything.. you're known for being trash & this "holier than thou" act is tired, sad & pathetic...the lack of self awareness is stunning & certainly unbecoming of such a historic football program..

do better, be better
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17475 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:36 am to
How's that arse Auburn?
Posted by one and all
Member since Feb 2012
1279 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 1:45 am to
huh? seems awkward, not sure why you're asking..
























but your mom's arse will suffice in a pinch, she tries hard but needs some refinement on technique... not terrible, but I've had much better..
Posted by Opry
Member since Oct 2023
2711 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 8:15 am to
Go gather round some trees and throw azz wipe in them and you worship your dumb azz trees you have fenced off in your town square losers.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7404 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 8:30 am to
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How's that arse Auburn?


Shaken, not stirred.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24919 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 8:42 am to
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it's what bamas known for.... quit trying to act like gumps are ABOVE anything....

bama = updyke

bama fans purchase & proudly wear shirts celebrating one of your athletes being involved in a murder

bama = tea bagger

bama fans throw bricks thru the head coach's window

bama fans murder family & opposing fans over a game - a fricking game.

for the love of God & all that is decent in this world - please stop acting like bama fans are special, elite or "above" anything..

you're known for being trash & this "holier than thou" act is tired, sad & pathetic...the lack of self awareness is stunning & certainly unbecoming of such a historic football program..


Someone find a way to distill this and turn it into liquor. They can have all my money
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
22617 posts
Posted on 2/19/24 at 8:47 am to
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