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Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:44 am
Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:44 am
Alright, now that I had my fun, I need a quick crash course in SEC and Rant lore so I can get up to date.
Good points of context I know: texas 8&4, Joey freshwater, golf balls, TN throwing trash on field, kick six. Clearly missing lots of important info.
Need to get as up to date as possible with this off-season. TIA.
Good points of context I know: texas 8&4, Joey freshwater, golf balls, TN throwing trash on field, kick six. Clearly missing lots of important info.
Need to get as up to date as possible with this off-season. TIA.
This post was edited on 11/29/23 at 11:53 am
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Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:47 am to polaroid1984
Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:48 am to polaroid1984
Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:48 am to polaroid1984
Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:49 am to polaroid1984
Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:53 am to polaroid1984
The answer to any numerical question is 350.
Nutria make good pets.
Nutria make good pets.
Posted on 11/29/23 at 11:53 am to polaroid1984
It is customary to introduce yourself to the O-T Lounge before posting on the Rant. 
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:03 pm to polaroid1984
-Don't celebrate a win in Louisiana bars because they'll either shoot you or beat you to death.
-If you're a purple heart veteran in Crimson and white, avoid Baton Rouge at all costs. Otherwise you'll get threatened and accosted by drunk LSU rednecks (who most likely claim to be "god fearing patriots" on social media).
-Don't hire LSU's ex coaches otherwise they'll gather in a field and burn him in effigy like some weird klan-like cult.
-Don't take minors to Tiger Stadium because the pedos there will tell them to "suck a Tiger dick".
-Prepare for your players and coaches to receive death threats from Louisiana people before a game.
-Never leave your booty unguarded in Tiger Stadium otherwise an LSU fan's finger may enter your shite tunnel (and they call Aggies "gay").
-Be careful when taking a piss in Tiger Stadium bathrooms because the janitors there will rob you.
-Prepare for 60 year old men in purple and gold to threaten officials (and their families) when one of their players is called for targeting a week before playing Alabama.
-Don't sit in the student section at Tiger Stadium otherwise you may get vomited on.
-If you're a beer vendor, avoid Baton Rouge like a plague. Otherwise, the fans there will likely steal thousands of dollars worth of beer from you.
-Louisiana is the second-poorest state in the union and also boasts the highest homicide rate. So prepare for Somalia with more swamps.
-If you're a minority, avoid the LSU student section because they'll call you the "n word".
-Wear Kevlar when visiting Baton Rouge.
-Watch out for piss balloons.
And how could I forget... don't open any hospitals in Louisiana. Otherwise they'll steal money from you to buy players with.
-If you're a purple heart veteran in Crimson and white, avoid Baton Rouge at all costs. Otherwise you'll get threatened and accosted by drunk LSU rednecks (who most likely claim to be "god fearing patriots" on social media).
-Don't hire LSU's ex coaches otherwise they'll gather in a field and burn him in effigy like some weird klan-like cult.
-Don't take minors to Tiger Stadium because the pedos there will tell them to "suck a Tiger dick".
-Prepare for your players and coaches to receive death threats from Louisiana people before a game.
-Never leave your booty unguarded in Tiger Stadium otherwise an LSU fan's finger may enter your shite tunnel (and they call Aggies "gay").
-Be careful when taking a piss in Tiger Stadium bathrooms because the janitors there will rob you.
-Prepare for 60 year old men in purple and gold to threaten officials (and their families) when one of their players is called for targeting a week before playing Alabama.
-Don't sit in the student section at Tiger Stadium otherwise you may get vomited on.
-If you're a beer vendor, avoid Baton Rouge like a plague. Otherwise, the fans there will likely steal thousands of dollars worth of beer from you.
-Louisiana is the second-poorest state in the union and also boasts the highest homicide rate. So prepare for Somalia with more swamps.
-If you're a minority, avoid the LSU student section because they'll call you the "n word".
-Wear Kevlar when visiting Baton Rouge.
-Watch out for piss balloons.
And how could I forget... don't open any hospitals in Louisiana. Otherwise they'll steal money from you to buy players with.
This post was edited on 11/29/23 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:06 pm to BigBadBoodieDaddy
Bama fan charged with murder of LSU fan
Bama fan pleads not guilty in sexual assault of an LSU fan
bama fan kills bama fan because she wasn't upset enough
bama fan shoots auburn fan
Bama player who assaulted tennessee fan will receive no punishment
it just means more
Bama fan pleads not guilty in sexual assault of an LSU fan
bama fan kills bama fan because she wasn't upset enough
bama fan shoots auburn fan
Bama player who assaulted tennessee fan will receive no punishment
it just means more
This post was edited on 11/29/23 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:07 pm to BigBadBoodieDaddy
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BigBadBoodieDaddy
We’re in your head 24x7. I don’t get it.
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:10 pm to KCM0Tiger
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It is customary to introduce yourself to the O-T Lounge before posting on the Rant.
But first you make a roux
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:12 pm to BigBadBoodieDaddy
Nice try Gump! This coming from a fan base that has "fans" commit actual felonies (Sexaul assault on LSU fan after 1.12.12, Harvey Updike) rather than drunken allegations made by some toothless Gump fan.
Other things you need to know Boomer:
1. Alabama family reunions have an Only Fans page
2. Jorts are weird shorts and a Gainesville lifestyle choice
3. Tenn's colors are so they don't have to buy another shirt to go deer huntin
4. The Grove is way overrated!
Other things you need to know Boomer:
1. Alabama family reunions have an Only Fans page
2. Jorts are weird shorts and a Gainesville lifestyle choice
3. Tenn's colors are so they don't have to buy another shirt to go deer huntin
4. The Grove is way overrated!
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:12 pm to polaroid1984
Don't forget UK basketball is only smack.
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:13 pm to polaroid1984
Greatest melt of all time on tRant, courtesy of PrimeTimeDaBoss
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I REALLY fricking hate Alabama. This is 100% a melt. I hate that whole shithole state. I hate the university, their trash arse fan base, and every inbred inhabitant of that shithole. I hate every sports team that represents that trash university. I hate their impotent midget football coach. I hate their classless POS basketball coach. Their baseball coach is cool. frick Bear Bryant’s racist arse. The only time I stop in Tuscaloosa is to take a shite. frick all of their championships, real and fake. There is nothing in this world I hate more than Alabama.
This post was edited on 11/29/23 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:13 pm to BallHawg10
For you my friend
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:15 pm to BigBadBoodieDaddy
quote:
-Never leave your booty unguarded in Tiger Stadium otherwise an LSU fan's finger may enter your shite tunnel.
I just spit diet coke on my key board.
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:15 pm to BigBadBoodieDaddy
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BigBadBoodieDaddy
Holy shite. Lol. Laughed the whole time reading this.
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:16 pm to Pvt Hudson
quote:FIFY
Nutria make good pets, food, bait, etc
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:17 pm to BigBadBoodieDaddy
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BigBadBoodieDaddy
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Louisiana
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LSU
Posted on 11/29/23 at 12:18 pm to polaroid1984
You're just going to have to get used to toting 1 or 2 extra Ls a season and making the playoffs once every 3-4 years.
This post was edited on 11/29/23 at 12:18 pm
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